burnsmh
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WARNING 'GROSS' STORY
Second hand and kind of gross.
My best friend since 3rd grade, his mom is a nurse. He is in the Navy. He is on leave and we're visiting, his mom hears about me wanting to do EMT work at the plants. She reminds us of a story she told us when we were younger, the weirdest thing she had ever seen in the ER.
So, a mentally unstable PT shows up, its a middle aged female. This lady is homeless and her CC is itching and 'weird feelings' around her vagina. So, they inspect her and when they do...ROACHES...Come out. Apparently, this woman had been masturbating with an old coke can that had a roach and a bunch of baby roaches in it. The roaches decided that the warm, moist environment was better than the cold smelly coke can and crawled inside her. When they inspected her a few of the baby roaches came out and they had to remove the rest.
Second hand and kind of gross.
My best friend since 3rd grade, his mom is a nurse. He is in the Navy. He is on leave and we're visiting, his mom hears about me wanting to do EMT work at the plants. She reminds us of a story she told us when we were younger, the weirdest thing she had ever seen in the ER.
So, a mentally unstable PT shows up, its a middle aged female. This lady is homeless and her CC is itching and 'weird feelings' around her vagina. So, they inspect her and when they do...ROACHES...Come out. Apparently, this woman had been masturbating with an old coke can that had a roach and a bunch of baby roaches in it. The roaches decided that the warm, moist environment was better than the cold smelly coke can and crawled inside her. When they inspected her a few of the baby roaches came out and they had to remove the rest.