Funny Ems phrases

TechMedic

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One of my instructors had a name for when the old ladies at the churches get really active And faint. He called it an "overdose of the holy ghost"

any of y'all have different names for things like that?
 

mycrofft

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Kansas Sign.

Ammonia Deficiency (needed a little ammonia inhalant t perk em up).

The entire Tens-code except 4,8, 19, and 7.;)
 

NomadicMedic

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If you read Kelly Grayson's book, it's full of these nuggets.

One of my favorites is "Tachylordia with a junctional Jesus"

That's when you pick up the old woman who's rocking back-and-forth moaning, "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Lordy, Lordy"
 

mycrofft

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If you read Kelly Grayson's book, it's full of these nuggets.

One of my favorites is "Tachylordia with a junctional Jesus"

That's when you pick up the old woman who's rocking back-and-forth moaning, "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Lordy, Lordy"

HAhahaha! Hadn't head that one in years! Thanks!
 

EpiEMS

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I've heard some of the more uncouth folks speak of "status hispanicus," which is actually a pretty accurate description.
 

EpiEMS

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CritterNurse

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Here's two more I've come across:
Guano Psychosis - bat:censored: crazy
Status Dramaticus - overly dramatic faking or attention seeking behavior
 

Bullets

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Picking up the "O"s and "Q"s

Patient suffered from FDGB (fall down go boom)
 

Agent Cooper

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One of my instructors had a name for when the old ladies at the churches get really active And faint. He called it an "overdose of the holy ghost"

any of y'all have different names for things like that?

My instructor called it "syncopal Sunday" and specified that one lady had to be fanning the other with a piece of cardboard.
 

medic308

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An excuse I've heard for not coming in to work. Anal glaucoma. He just can't see his *** coming in to work today
 

Joe

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I always liked urban outdoors man.
 
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