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Funny Ems phrases

Discussion in 'EMS Humor' started by wannabeHFD, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Apple Bill

    Apple Bill Forum Crew Member

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    From the fire side;
    CHAOS = Chief has arrived on scene
     
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  2. TrueNorthMedic

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    Edison medicine (defib, etc....)
    WADAO (Weak and dizzy all over)
     
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  3. LACoGurneyjockey

    LACoGurneyjockey Forum Asst. Chief

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    Acute A-C-T... Or needing to fill out an ID10T form...
     
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  4. samiam

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    Acute Lead Poisoning
     
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  5. Anjel

    Anjel Forum Angel

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    Lol that took me a second
     
  6. gotbeerz001

    gotbeerz001 Forum Deputy Chief

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    TMB - Too Many Birthdays
     
  7. TheLocalMedic

    TheLocalMedic Grumpy Badger

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    performing a wallet biopsy: looking for someone's ID/insurance information
     
  8. COmedic17

    COmedic17 Forum Asst. Chief

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    Status dramaticus
     
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  9. samiam

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    Has anyone posted CTD (circling the drain) and FDGB (Fall Down Go Boom) (I have actually seen this one as the CC in the ER tracking system) are my two personal favorites!
     
  10. CdnArmyMedic

    CdnArmyMedic Forum Ride Along

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    Psych patients having an event:
    CCFCCP - Coo coo for coca coca puffs (for those of us that remember them)

    Patient is dead - gardening from the other side

    When someone does something stupid - a momentary lapse in judgement.
     
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  11. LiveForTheTones

    LiveForTheTones Forum Crew Member

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    You'd be surprised at how many people around where I live think that being transported is on the taxpayer's dime and not theirs.
    Or think their insurance is gonna cover it. But then they get that bill and it's like, "SURPRISE!!"
    I'm thinking it should start being delivered in the form of someone popping out of an ambulance-shaped cake...
     
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  12. RedAirplane

    RedAirplane Forum Asst. Chief

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    A friend once referred to pulling something out of your a** as "direct anal extraction."

    So now he can say "direct extraction" to me and I know he's calling BS on something, but nobody else does.

    However, he's not in EMS, but I think it's still really fitting.
     
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  13. FLAEMT

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    Incarceritus - Prior to being taken to county lock up by LEO, PT would have the all to sudden chest pains complaint.
     
  14. Chef

    Chef Forum Crew Member

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    FDGB...that's hilarious!!! We always use Dead Right There (as you point at the recently deceased person) on the VFD.
     
  15. EMT9396

    EMT9396 Forum Probie

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    chicken brief
    hispanics saying "she cant breathe"
     
  16. VentMonkey

    VentMonkey Crackpot Premium Member

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    ¡Ay, que gringo! If you're gonna do it, do it right...it's "cheeken-breef":rolleyes:

    Where did you learn this anyhow, noob? "El Fey-boo?"
     
  17. Albert Reyes

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    I got the HOLY GHOST!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. Doomedtheory

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    Our medical director during a simulation excersize: does the patient have hyponarcanemia?
     

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