the 100% directionless thread

[MonkeyArrow]

The incompetence of some paramedics and EMS crews is staggering.

 

[Tigger]

The incompetence of some paramedics and EMS crews is staggering.

Cool story.

 

[StCEMT]

No joke, we're going through all the body systems in EMT class and the instructor flipped to a slide which was completely blank except for the title "reproductive system" and said "You guys should know this already so I'm not going to teach it." I had to turn my camera off when I realized he was serious.

You should ask some really obscure question about epididymitis or something.

 

[Akulahawk]

Replaced the alternator on my daughter's Ford Escape today. It was pretty easy. Well, it was easy once I figured out that I needed to remove a small shroud on the back of the alternator. After that, the darned thing came up and out of the engine compartment. Reinstallation was the reverse of removal.

 

[Akulahawk]

No joke, we're going through all the body systems in EMT class and the instructor flipped to a slide which was completely blank except for the title "reproductive system" and said "You guys should know this already so I'm not going to teach it." I had to turn my camera off when I realized he was serious.

You should ask some really obscure question about epididymitis or something.

How about testicular or ovarian torsion...

 

[StCEMT]

How about testicular or ovarian torsion...

But we don't see those, we already know what we need to know, right?

 

[MonkeyArrow]

Cool story.

Not for the patient

I just don’t get how there are providers on this forum and elsewhere who strive to get better and advance themselves and their education, and then you have some individuals who can’t even be bothered to do the bare minimum when they have a dying patient right in front of them.

 

[DragonClaw]

Not for the patient

I just don’t get how there are providers on this forum and elsewhere who strive to get better and advance themselves and their education, and then you have some individuals who can’t even be bothered to do the bare minimum when they have a dying patient right in front of them.

What happened?

I think he means you're being vague so there's not much to say

 

[NomadicMedic]

But we don't see those, we already know what we need to know, right?

When an instructor makes a comparison between make and female anatomy, students have to be aware there is a vas deferens.

 

[DragonClaw]

When an instructor makes a comparison between make and female anatomy, students have to be aware there is a vas deferens.

....

 

[GMCmedic]

When an instructor makes a comparison between make and female anatomy, students have to be aware there is a vas deferens.

This is the greatest dad joke ever.

 

[DragonClaw]

This is the greatest dad joke ever.

Do not encourage the creature

 

[VentMonkey]

When an instructor makes a comparison between make and female anatomy, students have to be aware there is a vas deferens.

O.B. sure to share this one...

 

[GMCmedic]

Do not encourage the creature

Listen kid, don't hate on the dad jokes,and don't touch the grill.

 

[DragonClaw]

Listen kid, don't hate on the dad jokes,and don't touch the grill.

I put my spare rust on the grill and don't clean it after I use it and lick the knobs and leave the propane full bore....

Jk

 

[CALEMT]

Listen kid, don't hate on the dad jokes,and don't touch the grill.

And most importantly keep your hands off the thermostat.

 

[DragonClaw]

And most importantly keep your hands off the thermostat.

78°F

*Salute*

 

[NomadicMedic]

And most importantly keep your hands off the thermostat.

If you’re cold, put on a sweater.

 

[Jim37F]

If you’re cold, put on a sweater.

Here in Hawaii that means I'm putting on the sweater if it gets to 68°F

(Though the other night the Low was like 54°F and people were starting to freak and pull out the winter clothing)

 

[VentMonkey]

Do not encourage the creature

Aha! But you see, the dadus maximus is quite the aloof creature when it comes to societal “norms”. Perhaps even aloof in general.

Therefore, he needn’t be encouraged, he will inevitably fall back on his primal instincts and crack wise at thee most opportune time and place.

You’re welcome, world.