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The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys? ;)
 
Robb said:
The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys? ;)
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Because he's doing the same thing as a doctor, but at 70 mph... Right?
 
Robb said:
The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys? ;)
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Revenge.
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Water rescue class done. I am a Swiftwater Rescue Technician. And I am beat. Spending all day on the water, many multiple days in a row will wear you out
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But it's such a fun class!! I loved it when I took my swiftwater class.
 
exodus said:
Because he's doing the same thing as a doctor, but at 70 mph... Right?
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Robb said:
The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys? ;)
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IV trash can go a long way...

Combine that with poor technique tamponading, and it can look like there were several large scale massacres in the back of the ambulance.
 
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chaz90 said:
IV trash can go a long way...

Combine that with poor technique tamponading, and it can look like there were several large scale massacres in the back of the ambulance.
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I'll admit to bleeding a few patients. :) I mean, hey... They use to use leeches.
 
DEmedic said:
I'll admit to bleeding a few patients. :) I mean, hey... They use to use leeches.
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Perhaps you just run into a lot of patients with hemochromatosis. Might as well start the treatment in the field right?
 
chaz90 said:
Perhaps you just run into a lot of patients with hemochromatosis. Might as well start the treatment in the field right?
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I see what you did there :rofl:
 
Finally on my way to the airport after a long 27 days in the clinic.

2 weeks off then Flying back to the clinic for my regular 2 week rotation .
 
JPINFV said:
True story: I blame my father for my sense of humor. I think it's genetic.
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Hey I get mine from my grandfather, the only problem is some people don't get my humor. Why just the other day, I saw FFemt climbing a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ^_^
 
Achilles said:
Why just the other day, I saw FFemt climbing a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ^_^
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He's as lost as a Jew in purgatory.

/Jews don't believe in purgatory
//See how lost he is?
///Hate that joke because 99% of the people don't get it.
//SLASHIES!
 
First day back, feels so good! A few pickup shifts, then 1245-0045 Thursday-Sunday. Aww yeah!


I have grown up a lot. Kool Aid Kool Aid Starcare!
 
1979nd said:
Bay area California, to Oklahoma Tulsa bound, God damit I hope I'm doing the right thing. ..blaaaashhhhhhh
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Are they putting you up?
 
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Working hard!! Or hardly working...
 
I've slept on an ambulance bench seat more times than I can count. Not too shabby really:)
 
chaz90 said:
I've slept on an ambulance bench seat more times than I can count. Not too shabby really:)
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I never slept on an ambulance bench seat until I got deployed for Sandy. 1 person on the gurney, 1 person on the bench, 1 person on each of the seats up front. Actually wasn't too bad.
 
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