the 100% directionless thread

[Handsome Robb]

The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys?

 

[exodus]

The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys?

Because he's doing the same thing as a doctor, but at 70 mph... Right?

 

[Aidey]

The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys?

Revenge.

 

[Epi-do]

Water rescue class done. I am a Swiftwater Rescue Technician. And I am beat. Spending all day on the water, many multiple days in a row will wear you out

But it's such a fun class!! I loved it when I took my swiftwater class.

 

[JPINFV]

Because he's doing the same thing as a doctor, but at 70 mph... Right?

 

[chaz90]

The question of the day is:

How does my EMT partner make a bigger mess in the back of the ambulance with less tools than I do while I'm paramedic-ing back there with all the toys?

IV trash can go a long way...

Combine that with poor technique tamponading, and it can look like there were several large scale massacres in the back of the ambulance.

 

[NomadicMedic]

IV trash can go a long way...

Combine that with poor technique tamponading, and it can look like there were several large scale massacres in the back of the ambulance.

I'll admit to bleeding a few patients. I mean, hey... They use to use leeches.

 

[Household6]

So in a couple of years you'd have enough shingles for a new roof?

 

[Handsome Robb]

Revenge.

Probably :lol:

I try to clean while I go but sometimes there's nothing you can do.

 

[chaz90]

I'll admit to bleeding a few patients. I mean, hey... They use to use leeches.

Perhaps you just run into a lot of patients with hemochromatosis. Might as well start the treatment in the field right?

 

[Handsome Robb]

Perhaps you just run into a lot of patients with hemochromatosis. Might as well start the treatment in the field right?

I see what you did there :rofl:

 

[Medic Tim]

Finally on my way to the airport after a long 27 days in the clinic.

2 weeks off then Flying back to the clinic for my regular 2 week rotation .

 

[Achilles]

True story: I blame my father for my sense of humor. I think it's genetic.

Hey I get mine from my grandfather, the only problem is some people don't get my humor. Why just the other day, I saw FFemt climbing a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ^_^

 

[JPINFV]

Why just the other day, I saw FFemt climbing a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ^_^

He's as lost as a Jew in purgatory.

/Jews don't believe in purgatory
//See how lost he is?
///Hate that joke because 99% of the people don't get it.
//SLASHIES!

 

[RocketMedic]

First day back, feels so good! A few pickup shifts, then 1245-0045 Thursday-Sunday. Aww yeah!


I have grown up a lot. Kool Aid Kool Aid Starcare!

 

[RocketMedic]

Bay area California, to Oklahoma Tulsa bound, God damit I hope I'm doing the right thing. ..blaaaashhhhhhh

Are they putting you up?

 

[Handsome Robb]

Working hard!! Or hardly working...

 

[chaz90]

I've slept on an ambulance bench seat more times than I can count. Not too shabby really

 

[NomadicMedic]

I find its easier than getting orders for labatelol.

 

[DesertMedic66]

I've slept on an ambulance bench seat more times than I can count. Not too shabby really

I never slept on an ambulance bench seat until I got deployed for Sandy. 1 person on the gurney, 1 person on the bench, 1 person on each of the seats up front. Actually wasn't too bad.