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So I donated blood today then went to see Star Trek at the movie theater. After I got to the mall parking lot I still had an hour to kill before the movie and felt a bit tired from donating. I figured I'd take a quick nap before the movie, so I leaned my seat back, cracked the windows and fell asleep. I wasn't asleep 10 minutes before I was awakened by Ricky Rescue the Mall Cop pounding away on my window with his flashlight. See, he found me "unconscious" with gauze and Coban on my arm (obviously from drug use) and assumed I needed his services. Apparently if I hadn't woken up quote quickly enough his next step was hitting my window til it broke and dragging me to safety...