the 100% directionless thread

[chaz90]

Dude what's up with you and these calls?

Not even sure I wanna ask how brain matter met a ceiling fan.

I'm going to hazard a guess that a shotgun was involved. I haven't seen brain matter on a ceiling fan, but only because the room didn't have one. Nastiness for sure.

 

[Handsome Robb]

I'm going to hazard a guess that a shotgun was involved. I haven't seen brain matter on a ceiling fan, but only because the room didn't have one. Nastiness for sure.

True.

All my self inflicted GSWs to the head have had the courtesy to put their head in a pillow case or lay on a bed and shoot back into the bed/pillow and keep it all contained.

So thoughtful of them....

 

[chaz90]

True.

All my self inflicted GSWs to the head have had the courtesy to put their head in a pillow case or lay on a bed and shoot back into the bed/pillow and keep it all contained.

So thoughtful of them....

Your suicides are more polite than mine. I've had people in chairs or cars.

 

[Tigger]

True.

All my self inflicted GSWs to the head have had the courtesy to put their head in a pillow case or lay on a bed and shoot back into the bed/pillow and keep it all contained.

So thoughtful of them....

Only had one, Russian roulette with a .357. Predictable scene.

 

[DesertMedic66]

Only had one, Russian roulette with a .357. Predictable scene.

So is that considered winning or loosing Russian roulette?

 

[chaz90]

So is that considered winning or loosing Russian roulette?

Depends on your reasons for playing...

 

[rmabrey]

True.

All my self inflicted GSWs to the head have had the courtesy to put their head in a pillow case or lay on a bed and shoot back into the bed/pillow and keep it all contained.

So thoughtful of them....

I had one but I didnt look at the ceiling fan.

 

[Handsome Robb]

Your suicides are more polite than mine. I've had people in chairs or cars.

I had a guy do a exit bag in a car like 5 miles up this dirt road. Not super graphic but it was kinda sketchy, had to stage while fire made sure it wasn't something toxic.

 

[Tigger]

So is that considered winning or loosing Russian roulette?

The friends he did in front of definitely thought he lost, I thought we might transport one of them.

 

[Clare]

I have worked at least 36 hours in the last 3 nights; probably closer to 40; I am so exhausted and brain groggled I went right past my house on the way home!

 

[Jim37F]

The friends he did in front of definitely thought he lost, I thought we might transport one of them.

I wonder what they thought was going to happen playing Russian Roulette? It's kind of an expected outcome...

 

[Tigger]

I wonder what they thought was going to happen playing Russian Roulette? It's kind of an expected outcome...

4/5 chance everything works out. Allegedly the first pull was empty...shouldn't have tried the second.

 

[RocketMedic]

Dude what's up with you and these calls?

Not even sure I wanna ask how brain matter met a ceiling fan.

Black plastic handgun, under the chin. Even a pistol round at contact distance will do a fantastic job of popping skulls. Did it under a rotating ceiling fan in a prayer position. My FTO took a few minutes to figure out what I did in ten seconds.

Im tired of Oklahoma, guys. Coming here was a mistake.

 

[NomadicMedic]

So, the stuff I hear on the radio just kills me.

One of our medic units was responding to a GSW. They were still a few minutes out and asked the ambulance on scene if it was a priority one (CPR) or a priority four (dead guy)

The ambulance on scene, staffed with a volunteer EMT, came back on the radio, "hey Medic xxx, ehhhhh... well... there's a big gunshot wound to the temple and there's brains are all over the place."

Classy.

FYI, that was a priority 4.

Oh, by the way… I'm working as a single medic in a reserve truck. No CAD. No air conditioning. Migraine headache. Winning!

 

[CritterNurse]

On my way home from work tonight, I kept noticing these purple shields with arrows on them, placed at various intersections. Me, being the curious critter that I am, I followed them, and discovered that there is a local SCA group holding a 'Tavern' tonight. I'm very tempted to turn off the pager, dig out my garb and go have a night out after a stressful day at work.

 

[MrJones]

Finally took the time to get my BLS Instructor card.

That is all. Please carry on.

 

[DrankTheKoolaid]

Ugh teaching with the AHA BLS, ACLS, and PALS videos makes me want to stick a fork in my eye

 

[DesertMedic66]

One of the bad things about having a lifted truck is that these have a tendency to break

 

[lightsandsirens5]

True.

All my self inflicted GSWs to the head have had the courtesy to put their head in a pillow case or lay on a bed and shoot back into the bed/pillow and keep it all contained.

So thoughtful of them....

Must be nice....

All my GSW suicides have been messy as all get out. So have the murders that involve firearms.

 

[TRSpeed]

So, the stuff I hear on the radio just kills me.

One of our medic units was responding to a GSW. They were still a few minutes out and asked the ambulance on scene if it was a priority one (CPR) or a priority four (dead guy)

The ambulance on scene, staffed with a volunteer EMT, came back on the radio, "hey Medic xxx, ehhhhh... well... there's a big gunshot wound to the temple and there's brains are all over the place."

Classy.

FYI, that was a priority 4.

Oh, by the way… I'm working as a single medic in a reserve truck. No CAD. No air conditioning. Migraine headache. Winning!

Meh you are nice and Comfy with your nice station and kurig machine lol no if you were on a SSM system I might feel for you lol