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Anjel1030 said:
My teacher staples burger king applications to our tests that we fail.
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Funny you say that. I took a PHTLS class, and the instructor had fake remediation packets.

Under the first page - It was a Mickey D's application.
 
Jon said:
Funny you say that. I took a PHTLS class, and the instructor had fake remediation packets.

Under the first page - It was a Mickey D's application.
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Awesome.
 
bigbaldguy said:
The kegerator, the first step on the long downward spiral that every home brewer starts with.
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So is that a drip towel under the spouts, or a headrest?
 
I released so much fog today (simulating a chemical accident) during our regional CERT exercise that cars on the adjacent freeway started cell phoning in reports of a fire...and this was a 20,000 sq ft uncompleted retail building I'm talking about!
 
Just wanted to let NYMEDIC know something,



Go Tigers!
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bigbaldguy said:
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If I were more clever I'd make this into one of those what people think we do at work/ what we actually do at work photos.
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Dude, you look WAAAAYYYY to happy in that photo.
 
Haven't you two heard of do not feed the troll? Just because 100 people are trolling....
 
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 
Found out I'm one of the primary student cars...apparently I'm getting all the EMT-I students since the FTOs all have trainee employees.

This will be interesting. I love students, not sure how I feel about it yet though while I'm still trying to get myself squared away being on my own.
 
I put someone on a NRB yesterday for the first time.

My career is complete.
 
Why is it seemingly paramedics are far less scared of neuromuscular blockers than opiates?
 
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