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My tummy hurts bad.
 
Went to my first gun show yesterday with an attractive girl that was carrying a bigger gun than me. She also bought a gun and I did not. Not only has she ruined gun shows for me, I may have to marry her now.
 
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Highly irritated with myself and my crews right now.
 
rmabrey said:
Went to my first gun show yesterday with an attractive girl that was carrying a bigger gun than me. She also bought a gun and I did not. Not only has she ruined gun shows for me, I may have to marry her now.
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Sounds like the perfect plan.
 
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Watching the half time show right now...but I don't know why. I can't stand Madonna (except for one song).

However, that freak bouncing off the tight rope made me cring. :wacko:
 
ffemt8978 said:
Watching the half time show right now...but I don't know why. I can't stand Madonna (except for one song).

However, that freak bouncing off the tight rope made me cring. :wacko:
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Obviously missing certain equipment or he wouldn't have been doing that.
 
I think dispatch has forgotten us or we pissed them off or both. Wee been posted in a random non critical post for about 8 hours now while everyone runs their asses off around us.

I'm beginning to see why people hate system status.
 
Sasha said:
My tummy hurts bad.
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Wait! Hold on let me look it up in my field guide. Ok according to my field guide you're either pregnant or have an inflamed prostate. Uhhhh maybe I shouldn't have bought a hand written field guide off eBay.
 
NVRob said:
Wee been posted in a random non critical post for about 8 hours now while everyone runs their asses off around us.
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And this is bad why?

I mean, I like to run calls... But not running calls can be nice, too.

But sitting an an ambulance on a street corner blows. No two ways about it. (he says, as he sits in his comfy recliner at the station, watching the super bowl)
 
bigbaldguy said:
Wait! Hold on let me look it up in my field guide. Ok according to my field guide you're either pregnant or have an inflamed prostate. Uhhhh maybe I shouldn't have bought a hand written field guide off eBay.
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Hey, Sasha, I'm trained in prostate exams... so I'm going to need you to bend over and...
 
n7lxi said:
But sitting an an ambulance on a street corner blows. No two ways about it. (he says, as he sits in his comfy recliner at the station, watching the super bowl)
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This is the key point. I could care less about calls if we were in a hard post.

I have some choice words for you and your recliner that would probably get the ban-stick swing swiftly and sharply at me :D

My partner is the strong silent type too so it gets a bit weird in the can after so many hours of silence.

I did read Kelly Grayson's "Untold Stories" in it's entirety today though. Pretty good book, the last short story is a rough one to read.
 
Such nice individuals to put us in a central hard post an hour before our EOS.

:wacko:

Oops sorry fuel on your way there. Oh your clear fuel? Continue to hard post. Wait I changed my mind parking lot pimp it again.

Can anyone tell I'm a little grumpy that I missed the superbowl today? ;)
 
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Nobody has been running calls here today...I'm so very bored. :/ Then again I'm just sitting on the couch at quarters watching Law and Order, so it could be worse.
 
I haven't been out on a call since 2 this afternoon. It's pretty quiet here,too.

And Kelly's book is great. I'm gonna bring my copy to have him autograph at JEMS. Then I'm gonna buy him a beer.
 
Enough with the talk of couches and tvs already! Lol
 
NVRob said:
Enough with the talk of couches and tvs already! Lol
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I just bought a new tv yesterday.

Supposed to be off at 9. We are still 20 minutes from our station.
 
Woohoo!!! Patriots lost!!! :D
 
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