the 100% directionless thread

[JPINFV]

Nope, see, if I yell at Texas DPS, they'll tell the troopers and I'll get tickets. I don't want tickets.

So you'll yell at the people who can't, nor have any reason to, discharge your debt?

 

[DV_EMT]

I've been having chest pain all day.

Per WebMD, I think I'm having a stress induced MI.

Someone send a hot medic to apply my 12 lead. Please and thanks.

Fire dept sound ok?

 

[Shishkabob]

Back on the ambulance for the first time since mid September tomorrow... finally.


FTO time, so hopefully my FTO (and his EMT) is(are) cool.

 

[Handsome Robb]

I need to stop watching Nevada football. It's not good for my blood pressure.

#gonnahaveananeurysmiftheykeepfumblingthefootball

 

[adamjh3]

Why?

I'm guessing it makes your knees wet?

Especially uncomfortable when you're going to be standing in cold, heavy wind for 5 more hours afterwards

 

[Handsome Robb]

Especially uncomfortable when you're going to be standing in cold, heavy wind for 5 more hours afterwards

So which game did you get paid to watch?


UNR with the fake field goal for 6! Atta way boys!

 

[Sasha]

I'm so hungry.

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[adamjh3]

So which game did you get paid to watch?


UNR with the fake field goal for 6! Atta way boys!

A youth football tourney. All but two of the kickoffs I've seen working these were onside. These wee ones can't kick anything else :rofl:

 

[Sasha]

I know I need to get out of EMS when I wanna smack my pt in the face.

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[Handsome Robb]

It's been a good weekend for sports! UNR beat Hawaii, Denver beat KC and the 9ers beat the Giants! I love it!

I do have one gripe, the Sharks got wiped by Phoenix

 

[Anjel]

My life sucks, and I am doomed to be a basic forever.

 

[Everett]

Math has failed me yet again which will ultmately prevent me from advaincing myself as a provider. FML!

 

[bigbaldguy]

Math has failed me yet again which will ultmately prevent me from advaincing myself as a provider. FML!

Numbers suck. I count one, two, three, many, lots.

 

[Everett]

Numbers suck. I count one, two, three, many, lots.

That they do!

Who needs math?

Its not like I'm gonna sit there and ask my patent, okay sir, before I place this tube down your throat to breath for you, answer me this one question:

If you equal (y) and the diameter and length of this tube equals (x) what is the sum of the the value of (y)?

 

[bigbaldguy]

That they do!

Who needs math?

Its not like I'm gonna sit there and ask my patent, okay sir, before I place this tube down your throat to breath for you, answer me this one question:

If you equal (y) and the diameter and length of this tube equals (x) what is the sum of the the value of (y)?

"scratches head"......me use yellow tube.

 

[JPINFV]

 

[Everett]

I knew I was going to problem with you.

-_-;

 

[usalsfyre]

That they do!

Who needs math?

Its not like I'm gonna sit there and ask my patent, okay sir, before I place this tube down your throat to breath for you, answer me this one question:

If you equal (y) and the diameter and length of this tube equals (x) what is the sum of the the value of (y)?

Perhaps not...but it is important when
you go to calculate the dosages of your RSI drugs and set up your ventilator...

 

[adamjh3]

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....Whaaaaaaat?

 

[JPINFV]

I thing I just had a meme-gasm.