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I heard intubating dogs is much easier then humans as well. After I finish school and swap from per diem to full time I plan on trying out for our HEMS team. They do vet emergency stuff for police k-9s so I guess I'll find out if what I was told is true.
 
Bank of America:

You're doing a pretty :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: job at convincing me to stay as a customer.


Maybe I should switch everything on over to USAA today... oh wait, I can't, because I can't access my :censored::censored::censored: online account!
 
After I finish school and swap from per diem to full time I plan on trying out for our HEMS team
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Don't. I don't want to attend your funeral.

They do vet emergency stuff for police k-9s so I guess I'll find out if what I was told is true.
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Just go hang out with a vet for a few days. BTW, yes, it is easier. A turkey or chicken is even easier since you can literally tilt the head back far enough to see the cords without a scope.
 
Linuss said:
Bank of America:

You're doing a pretty :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: job at convincing me to stay as a customer.

Maybe I should switch everything on over to USAA today... oh wait, I can't, because I can't access my :censored::censored::censored: online account!
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BOA SUCKS. They screwed me over so much when I was a customer there, now wellsfargo on the other hand.. NEVER EVER had a problem.. No fees, all my banking is free, ect. Love banking there.
 
Anybody have any recommendations on quick reference books or flip books for basics? or even some for medics.
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
BOA SUCKS. They screwed me over so much when I was a customer there, now wellsfargo on the other hand.. NEVER EVER had a problem.. No fees, all my banking is free, ect. Love banking there.
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BoA hasn't 'screwed me over' persay... the biggest thing is they took part of TARP.




Let me get this straight.. I give you MY money to hold on to, in turn you lend it out to people, rather irresponsibly to be honest, and then in return, I get 0.05% BACK, for using MY money? Meaning I make $0.50 a YEAR for every $1000 I let you borrow from me, yet you make ATLEAST $70 on a 7% loan?

And then I have multiple savings accounts used for various things so I don't mix the money up... yet if any of those accounts goes below $300, you charge me $5. $5 to use MY money that I'm letting YOU make money off of?



Than you have the :censored: audacity to start charging $5 a month to people who use their debit cards starting this January?



Yeah, :censored: that, go to hell.




USAA = Free checking, free savings, they reimburse ATM fees...
 
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Yes, I understand it's doctor's orders, board and care Nurse, but I don't care if God came down and told you to put that man on an NRB at 2 liters a minute. You're wrong. No I don't care that he has COPD, I'm cranking it up until his sats get back up and then throwing him on a cannula. Have a nice night.
 
Linuss said:
BoA hasn't 'screwed me over' persay... the biggest thing is they took part of TARP.




Let me get this straight.. I give you MY money to hold on to, in turn you lend it out to people, rather irresponsibly to be honest, and then in return, I get 0.05% BACK, for using MY money? Meaning I make $0.50 a YEAR for every $1000 I let you borrow from me, yet you make ATLEAST $70 on a 7% loan?

And then I have multiple savings accounts used for various things so I don't mix the money up... yet if any of those accounts goes below $300, you charge me $5. $5 to use MY money that I'm letting YOU make money off of?



Than you have the :censored: audacity to start charging $5 a month to people who use their debit cards starting this January?



Yeah, :censored: that, go to hell.




USAA = Free checking, free savings, they reimburse ATM fees...
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Suntrust is doing the same. a monthly service fee if you don't have direct deposit on top of another fee to use your debit card.. for a CHECKING account. uhm what else are you supposed to use? No one accepts checks.

AND their online banking has been down for like two friggin weeks and their phone tree is ridiculously annoying. Press 1 if you want to access your account information, enter your check card number, press pound, enter your pin, press pound. Press 1 to access your balance information. Enter the last four of your acct number. Wtf. I could have found an ATM by then.
 
adamjh3 said:
Yes, I understand it's doctor's orders, board and care Nurse, but I don't care if God came down and told you to put that man on an NRB at 2 liters a minute. You're wrong. No I don't care that he has COPD, I'm cranking it up until his sats get back up and then throwing him on a cannula. Have a nice night.
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I once got called to the Dallas County Jail for a patient having chest pain. They put the patient on an NRB... at 2LPM.


I tore that mask off his face so fast it made MY head spin. The nurse said "Don't do that, they need oxygen!". Man... I let in to her...
 
Linuss said:
I once got called to the Dallas County Jail for a patient having chest pain. They put the patient on an NRB... at 2LPM.


I tore that mask off his face so fast it made MY head spin. The nurse said "Don't do that, they need oxygen!". Man... I let in to her...
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My "learning moment" didn't go over too well with her. Yeah, I know it's hard to take someone with 120 hours of education seriously, but we're not all worthless.

I didn't mention the fact that the bag was completely (but unsurprisingly) deflated. I watched her stare in disbelief while his sat went from the mid 70s to 91 and his work of breathing decrease right quick.
 
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adamjh3 said:
My "learning moment" didn't go over too well with her. Yeah, I know it's hard to take someone with 120 hours of education seriously, but we're not all worthless.

I didn't mention the fact that the bag was completely (but unsurprisingly) deflated. I watched her stare in disbelief while his sat went from the mid 70s to 91 and his work of breathing decrease right quick.
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*facepalm*
 
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I tore that mask off his face so fast it made MY head spin. The nurse said "Don't do that, they need oxygen!". Man... I let in to her...
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Yes, the patient needs oxygen, so why are you giving the patient less oxygen than what's present in room air?
 
So I picked up a shift tomorrow for our local public safetys open house.
Little did I know....that me and whatever partner they give me will be demonstrating backboarding all afternoon.

Woot woot :-p
 
Anjel1030 said:
So I picked up a shift tomorrow for our local public safetys open house.
Little did I know....that me and whatever partner they give me will be demonstrating backboarding all afternoon.

Woot woot :-p
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Do you guys use D-rings?
 
Anjel1030 said:
So I picked up a shift tomorrow for our local public safetys open house.
Little did I know....that me and whatever partner they give me will be demonstrating backboarding all afternoon.

Woot woot :-p
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"... And here folks, is how we practice fear-based medicine" :rofl:
 
2 SORs in a row, both from assaults. This is gonna be a fun night. :glare:
 
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