the 100% directionless thread

Damn... I'm lucky I made it home from work today. Went to look over my bike to go for a ride... The tread on my rear tire is bubbling. I'm lucky I didn't lose the back tire on the way home
 
Camping on the river for my last "real" night off.( have to break down the camper, go for a tux fitting, and drive the 4 hours home, with maybe an hour or two extra for the end of holiday traffic. Got the first of a 12 pack of blue moon seasonal on one side, the fixings for s'mores on the other, and a nice breeze coming off the river.
 
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Dear :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:s Near Whom I Live,
Please stop shooting off fireworks as it is no longer the :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing 4th of July.

Sincerely and most respectfully yours,

USAFMEDIC45
 
... still over 2 hours before the 4th is over...
 
Had my very first priority 1 call as a basic on my own.

Stupid people signed a refusal. They could of at least let me collar and board them lol
 
usafmedic45 said:
Dear :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:s Near Whom I Live,
Please stop shooting off fireworks as it is no longer the :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing 4th of July.

Sincerely and most respectfully yours,

USAFMEDIC45
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Next year, I'm going to counter with the 37mm grenade launcher on my AR-15. Between flares, smoke, and fireworks, I figure I can make most of them stay inside.
 
In El Paso for the next 20 hours. Ugh a town not even it's mother could love.
 
I sat on a lawn chair on a sidewalk and watched fireworks. After the fireworks were done the chair I was sitting on broke. People laughed.
 
Happy Independance Day Everyone!!! Happy 235th birthday my fellow Americans!
 
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So, Kat fell out of the ambulance last night, after missing a step taking a patient downstairs. Even the cops were laughing at me.:rolleyes:
 
katgrl2003 said:
So, Kat fell out of the ambulance last night, after missing a step taking a patient downstairs. Even the cops were laughing at me.:rolleyes:
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Lol. A jungle juice daiquiri and some berry and white chocolate truffles should soothe that. The alcohol will take away the pain, and who doesn't like chocolate, especially with the red white, and blue colors for yesterday.
 
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nemedic said:
Lol. A jungle juice daiquiri and some berry and white chocolate truffles should soothe that. The alcohol will take away the pain, and who doesn't like chocolate, especially with the red white, and blue colors for yesterday.
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Though you'll want to be careful. It can give you some seriously painful brainfreezes
 
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So my first overnight went well. We had no calls :). I heard the the other crew get a call around 1:30 ;).
 
Interviewing at my old hospital for ER Tech in about 2 hours... still no call from TX :(
 
nemedic said:
Lol. A jungle juice daiquiri and some berry and white chocolate truffles should soothe that. The alcohol will take away the pain, and who doesn't like chocolate, especially with the red white, and blue colors for yesterday.
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SHARE! Got the ankle all wrapped up, but chocolate always helps.:P
 
Spent last night with two shivering dogs.

You'd think they were raised in Beirut, the AK's seemed to bother them most, despite about 1.7 mg/kg Benedryl in cat food beforehand.
Yeah, where's the M79 WP rounds when you need a counterbattery?

Bicentennial Fourth was at SAC Headquarters in Nebraska at the base lake watching the pro fireworks show. We were all (hundreds and hundred of us) firing our own bottle rocokets etc off to reply to theirs, and not just a few arched back into the dry wheat fields behind us :ph34r:
 
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