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There are currently 4 ALS calls pending, one intubated, one going to Harborview in Seattle.

...oh yeah, I'm the only medic today.

FML.

I feel ur pain. I was the only basic crew on saturday. Makes life hell.
 
There are currently 4 ALS calls pending, one intubated, one going to Harborview in Seattle.

...oh yeah, I'm the only medic today.

FML.

Oh that sucks!

Here's hoping for a night that can be described as being a word that starts with the letter three before "T" in the English alphabet. I am the only transport intermediate on in the entire freaking county tonight. Seeing as how there are no ALS rigs even available here......nothing is going to happen tonight, right????
 
Then nevermind, carry on :P

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Had to... :ph34r:
 
I am the only transport intermediate on in the entire freaking county tonight. Seeing as how there are no ALS rigs even available here......nothing is going to happen tonight, right????

If you need a hand ring up Oz and Brown on the telephone machine, just make sure there is a suitable landing zone first :D
 
Put oncall and 2nd on call at that
 
Whew. Just took the intubated PT to the ICU. That was fun. Now, back to urgent care to to get a chest painer. We found another medic to take the Harborview trip (which seemed BLS to me... But whatever.) I luckily grabbed a quick sandwich and bottle of water. The beat goes on.
 
How does that happen? No one wanted to pick up OT?

I think they gave out to much MBTO.

9 calls in 10-11 hours, in 97 degree heat about killed me lol
 
What is MBTO? Nine calls is a busy day.

Mutually benefiting time off.

They have been trying to cut costs. So they have been allowing people to take the day off without points.
 
So Brown just found out what that pap smear thing Mrs Brown had was while reading Brown's anatomy book

Brown will never again question anything Mrs Brown wants ....

Hmm, best delete this before Mrs Brown sees it :D
 
Fastest ER visit ever. Only took 45minutes.

Partial thickness burns to the shoulders, neck, and chest area. Infection was starting in the right shoulder so he gave me antibiotics and pain killers.

Never never again will I go out without spf 10,000.

Lesson Learned.
 
So we just had a unit get dispatched for an area that is 2 hours away from our closest unit (that's not even in our response are) for a possible OD. And now we have no ALS units in our response area meanwhile we have 3 BLS units just sitting in our area doing nothing. Somethings about to happen....
 
So Brown just found out what that pap smear thing Mrs Brown had was while reading Brown's anatomy book

Brown will never again question anything Mrs Brown wants ....

Hmm, best delete this before Mrs Brown sees it :D

Wheat a guy! My rule is no cooking or laundry within 24 hours before or after a pap smear, ands it must be immediately followed by food prepared in a commercial kitchen.

Shopping also helps.

But I also look on the bright side...we do not have to turn our heads and cough. And there's no prostate to check.
 
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