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What's so bad? It's just a little pressure followed by a little clicking followed by a little scrapping with a brush! As long as there's a negative whiff test, everything's fine!
 
abckidsmom said:
What a guy! My rule is no cooking or laundry within 24 hours before or after a pap smear, ands it must be immediately followed by food prepared in a commercial kitchen.
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Brown used to work as a cook ... do you really want to know any more?

Brown can cook and launder too!

abckidsmom said:
Shopping also helps.
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Brown can shop ... for groceries and laundry power etc ... the kind of shopping you are talking about induces hyperinterest syndrome :P

abckidsmom said:
But I also look on the bright side...we do not have to turn our heads and cough. And there's no prostate to check.
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Brown's super nutrient, anti cancer diet will prevent that from being required :)
 
Brown has now burnt page 418 of Clinically Orientated Anatomy
 
JPINFV said:
What's so bad? It's just a little pressure followed by a little clicking followed by a little scrapping with a brush! As long as there's a negative whiff test, everything's fine!
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:o:angry:
 
Great, now Mrs Brown is rummaging around in the closet for some rope, a pointy object and wants Brown to get on Expedia and see how much plane tickets to California cost.

.... Brown is just staying out of this one :D

*Brown sits back and twiddles Brown's thumbs
 
JPINFV said:
...I guess that being in front of the lithotomy position is a different experience than being in the lithotomy position?
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Yes, very different! :glare:
 
I wish I could just post on people's profile or in the post of a revived old thread where the author of such thread already resolved the issue and most likely left the website half a decade ago "please stop". Especially contributing to the thread with only smilies... <_<

If you go to CA to do, uh, business, don't forget to arrange lunch with me.
 
How the hell do you fall asleep driving and kill 4 motorcyclist?


Guy needs to be charged with murder.
 
Working the bike and gator at the parade and carnival. Waiting for the almost certain heat stroke to come.
 
Well that was a nice and slow holiday weekend at work...Is it wrong that while some of my coworkers were whining and falling over themselves to get a "good call" I could have cared less and was content to sit at my post and take a nap?
 
Hour and a half till the end of my holiday weekend at work. I'm nervous....
 
Finished my holiday work weekend this morning. A total of 41 calls in three days. Of course most were BS ETOH.
 
Doing my first overnight tonight. So far, I have been a white cloud. Watch, tonight we get destroyed with all emergencies...
 
shfd739 said:
I'm guessing it means having to move to a different station/location to cover a different response area.


Sent from my electronic overbearing life controller
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Yep, now instead of being in my station at 1800 (shift change today) I'm at a station 15 miles away :(.
 
usalsfyre said:
Yep, now instead of being in my station at 1800 (shift change today) I'm at a station 15 miles away :(.
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You and ktown have been getting your butts handed to you today....

And I've had, wait for it: a code stroke.
 
usalsfyre said:
Yep, now instead of being in my station at 1800 (shift change today) I'm at a station 15 miles away :(.
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I know this feeling all too well. For over the past week we've been stuck past crew change time covering an area that is.....3 miles from our station until that area's truck gets back from posting elsewhere or a call. Oh and this is the 1st or 2nd busiest area we have..Get off on time? Dont have a clue what that's like..
 
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