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Suppository.
 
I called it a fish here in PA and everyone looked at me like I was speaking Esperanto
 
Still have no idea what you’re all talking about.
 
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Looks like a good ersatz freshwater lure if you color it right
 
Ah ok.
 
I just learned that the term for one’s elbow skin is (jokingly) referred to as a weenus/ wagina.

Naturally I cannot wait to belt out “Ah! Right in the weenus!!” The next time I smack my funny bone.
 
E tank said:
looks more like a bomb...gonna start calling it that....Fat Man or Little Boy....not like they know what I'm talking about when I say 'pillow'....
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I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think most non-military people in this current generation may get the A-bomb reference either.
 
Cries in former history major.
 
Drank some whiskey and beer at a friend’s house last night and now I’m the only one up at the moment. Been up since just before 6am. Only part that sucks about being in a small town is nothing is open yet on a Sunday. I either need to eat, puke, or hydrate more. Already working on hydration but my stomach is tore up right now. Did have a great time though, so it was all worth it.
 
Great, 4 days off, and insomnia strikes the night before I go back on shift, 4 hrs of sleep last night... and the other FFs called off so it's just me to do all the FF1 things today too 🤪🙃😴😴
 
God I really need 911 experience. Part of me is starting to doubt myself since I’ve blown two chances at doing 911 with this company.
 
Fezman92 said:
God I really need 911 experience. Part of me is starting to doubt myself since I’ve blown two chances at doing 911 with this company.
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I remember the feeling, but it'll come with time. 911 calls aren't going anywhere. Most of 911 is frustrating as hell with random moments sprinkled in of actually doing your job in the true sense or getting to do something nice for someone.
 
Fezman92 said:
God I really need 911 experience. Part of me is starting to doubt myself since I’ve blown two chances at doing 911 with this company.
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911 calls are 80% people who don’t even need acute medical attention and 18% people who do need acute attention but could easily go to the ED by POV or Uber.
 
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