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DragonClaw

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One medic told me my displaced bone fragment was small enough that it would probably just dissolve, but other people are saying that's crazy in your bone does not dissolve. But I thought that it does in certain situations?
 

GMCmedic

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Ugh. Both kids have the stomach bug. Now im nervous cause im in the middle of my hitch.

I have enough OT this month that I wont have to burn any PTO, but I wanted that OT for a reason.

Also, I dont want to vomit on a patient. I hear thats frowned upon.
 

DragonClaw

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Ugh. Both kids have the stomach bug. Now im nervous cause im in the middle of my hitch.

I have enough OT this month that I wont have to burn any PTO, but I wanted that OT for a reason.

Also, I dont want to vomit on a patient. I hear thats frowned upon.

It's called Targeted Emesis Therapy
 

CANMAN

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Ugh. Both kids have the stomach bug. Now im nervous cause im in the middle of my hitch.

I have enough OT this month that I wont have to burn any PTO, but I wanted that OT for a reason.

Also, I dont want to vomit on a patient. I hear thats frowned upon.
Hit up the Emergent C man! I swear by that stuff!
 

VentMonkey

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Ugh. Both kids have the stomach bug. Now im nervous cause im in the middle of my hitch.

I have enough OT this month that I wont have to burn any PTO, but I wanted that OT for a reason.

Also, I dont want to vomit on a patient. I hear thats frowned upon.
I was in this exact same situation a week before my family leave. All three heathens had the stomach flu. It was inevitable, I was doomed...

It hit me halfway through a shift. What hurt worse was forfeiting the annual attendance bonus we now receive for perfect attendance.
 

VentMonkey

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I have wrapped gifts all on the first try with no redo's AND I did it without a single drop of alcohol... I am all that is man.
On behalf of all the Manly Men of the World I find your point refutable.

We will hold your man card in limbo UFN.
 

CALEMT

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On behalf of all the Manly Men of the World I find your point refutable.

We will hold your man card in limbo UFN.

Planting the trees around my house on the other hand... it was beer 30 and swear words.
 

ffemt8978

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For the first time in all my 25 years of life I have wrapped gifts all on the first try with no redo's AND I did it without a single drop of alcohol... I am all that is man.
The lack alcohol disproves your last statement.
 

RocketMedic

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Packed, Uhaul is coming tomorrow, “For All Mankind” marathon on. Great day.

Power move day tomorrow.
 

DesertMedic66

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Bought a 14lbs prime brisket for Christmas Eve dinner. Probably shouldn’t have that be my first brisket attempt on the smoker but why not.
 

CALEMT

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Bought a 14lbs prime brisket for Christmas Eve dinner. Probably shouldn’t have that be my first brisket attempt on the smoker but why not.

Traeger?
 

CALEMT

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StCEMT

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Does anyone have a good reference guide for inflating pediatric ETT cuffs? We've recently switched to them. I know the bulb can be used as a test on tubes, but considering the infrequency in which we intubate a kid, I'd like to keep a cheat sheet with our broselow tapes.
 

DesertMedic66

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Does anyone have a good reference guide for inflating pediatric ETT cuffs? We've recently switched to them. I know the bulb can be used as a test on tubes, but considering the infrequency in which we intubate a kid, I'd like to keep a cheat sheet with our broselow tapes.
A cuff manometer
 
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