the 100% directionless thread

Last day of teaching tomorrow, then back in the field on Friday. Finally! Haven't been on shift since last Thursday :(
 
Last day of teaching tomorrow, then back in the field on Friday. Finally! Haven't been on shift since last Thursday :(

Hey, my first day of medic school is tomorrow lol
 
Hey, my first day of medic school is tomorrow lol

Awesome! Enjoy! I won't be teaching you, though... Kind of a long commute... :unsure:
 
I want to make a scenario where the answer actually is Lupus.
 
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Someone stole his happy... someone made him cry.
 
How is that not an Omega level call? There must be more to it than losing his smile....

I've had callers say something similar to describe a patients facial droop during a possible cva, and also had similar for psychiatric issues. It's all about the rest of the interrogation.

The one that kills me is "he/she fell" I've has that be falls, intoxication, fainting, and siezures. Normally all they' ll say is that phrase, until I get them to elaborate.
 
Please make it stop!

Good grief I can't run much longer on absolutely zero food and zero sleep. I'm not even half way through this 2 day long nightmare of a shift.
 
OMBob!! I was rushing into my house earlier cuz I had to "go" and tried to turn off the porch light. I swung my hand to flick off the light, and managed to catch the pad of my right ring finger on the corner of the switchplate! Tore a hole in my finger! >__< OW!! Trimmed off the torn skin and stuck a Band-Aid on it. Sucker still HURTS!! >__<
 
O.K. so, after 20 years of certification, I left the field, and being in CA., let my DL-51 and CPR card expire. Well, 2 days before my EMT cert expired (it expired on new years eve) I once again caved in and agreed with my wife that I'll take a refresher course (30 hours plus CPR and skills) and recertify. Looks like my retirement party and my funeral will be the same day.
 
1 brand new bottle of Ralph Lauren Romance
+ 1 ceramic tile bathroom floor
+ 1 clumsy husband
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= 1 very expensive air freshener.

It was my gift to my wife for Christmas this year. Oops. There goes $90.00!:angry:
 
Insomniac..... on a 24.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I wish I was awake because I was an insomniac. I've seen the station for a total of 1.5hrs (being generous) since 7am...
 
I wish I was awake because I was an insomniac. I've seen the station for a total of 1.5hrs (being generous) since 7am...


No whining. You signed up for it! :P
 
No whining. You signed up for it! :P

At least I didn't sign up for dispatch! ;)

I'm not complaining too much. Two trauma alerts (both MV-Peds), two sepsis, some funny trolls, and some interesting drunks :p
 
Insomniac..... on a 24.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1sHO_cF0ck[/YOUTUBE]


I actually miss that show...
 
You leave my traitor... I mean Robby alone!
 
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