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NYMedic828 said:
Just had an opiate abuser try and tell me he doesn't use drugs.


Family called 911 because he wouldn't wake up.

He's ambulatory with fire when we get there.

Falling asleep while sitting periodically states he never used drugs in his life. Pupils almost non-existent.

I ask him why he has bleeding holes directly over a vein on his forearm and ask him if he would like to rephrase his statement and come with us or be escorted into the backseat by the gentleman with handcuffs standing next to me.
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Does this surprise you? I've had to pull needles out of patients arms before resuscitating them, and they'll still deny it. It is the first thing they learn in heroin abuse 101.
 
Had a brilliant kid just last shift try and shoot up with an insulin syringe. The syringe was apparently quite old and he had the genius idea to shoot up in his EJ... Needle broke off when he was about to inject it :unsure: The only reason he told us was that he was scared :censored::censored::censored::censored:less. Really, kid? You can't be like all the other users around here and just use your arms?! At least he was kind enough to leave us veins had we needed them :rofl:
 
I had a kit shoot up bleach with an insulin syringe in a suicide attempt. We spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how much bleach he actually shot up. He kept telling me it was something like 550cc. I wasn't buying it. I eventually pulled up a picture of a insulin syringe on my phone, and we figured out he was thinking the units measurement was cc.
 
Aidey said:
I had a kit shoot up bleach with an insulin syringe in a suicide attempt. We spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how much bleach he actually shot up. He kept telling me it was something like 550cc. I wasn't buying it. I eventually pulled up a picture of a insulin syringe on my phone, and we figured out he was thinking the units measurement was cc.
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So he drew up 5 and 1/2 syringe fulls? Assuming a 100U insulin syringe. I doubt an insulin needle would stand up to repeated injections.
 
Could you imagine sticking yourself over 500 times back to back? That's dedication to the cause...
 
ChaseZ33 said:
So he drew up 5 and 1/2 syringe fulls? Assuming a 100U insulin syringe. I doubt an insulin needle would stand up to repeated injections.
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Yup.

And I'm not surprised. It is the most common syringe/needle set up we find in heroin kits in these parts.
 
I am hoping that I heard right and the county I sent money to in the south end of hte state is open today... I need them to cash my money order so they can squash the bench warrant i have out, and I can buy my new gun :( I wants it now
 
Bench warrant? :huh:
 
If you can't sign on on time to your 0400 shift don't :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing bid it.

I get one more late call because of this guy and its not going to be pretty. I signed up for 4 12s not 4 14s.

I'm :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing heated right now.
 
NVRob said:
If you can't sign on on time to your 0400 shift don't :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing bid it.

I get one more late call because of this guy and its not going to be pretty. I signed up for 4 12s not 4 14s.

I'm :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing heated right now.
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That sucks big time.

I would not be nice either. My latest peeve is medics that won't take a call till their shift time. 4 minutes until shift start and they are making the medic they're relieving run the call.
 
TransportJockey said:
I am hoping that I heard right and the county I sent money to in the south end of hte state is open today... I need them to cash my money order so they can squash the bench warrant i have out, and I can buy my new gun :( I wants it now
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So much wrong with this :wacko:
 
bigbaldguy said:
So much wrong with this :wacko:
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Lol hey there were very few things that can deny me a firearms background check but still leave my medic cert alone. I already sent them money back when this happened, and they acknowledged that i did because my license was never suspended... but apparently i didn't pay the twenty dollar court costs. So without a letter or anything i found out about this.
 
TransportJockey said:
Lol hey there were very few things that can deny me a firearms background check but still leave my medic cert alone. I already sent them money back when this happened, and they acknowledged that i did because my license was never suspended... but apparently i didn't pay the twenty dollar court costs. So without a letter or anything i found out about this.
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Something similar happened to me. I got a ticket and was using a payment plan to pay it off. I moved while doing this. I thought I sent in all the payments, but there was one more I needed to do. We moved about 2 months after I sent in what I thought was the last payment and I changed my address with DMV and everything and setup a forwarder with the post office, but somehow all the reminders went to my old house instead of my new one. All except the intent to suspend notice! Luckily I was able to get it taken care of right away before the suspension actually happened.
 
NVRob said:
If you can't sign on on time to your 0400 shift don't :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing bid it.

I get one more late call because of this guy and its not going to be pretty. I signed up for 4 12s not 4 14s.

I'm :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing heated right now.
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Not the first time I take it?
 
exodus said:
Something similar happened to me. I got a ticket and was using a payment plan to pay it off. I moved while doing this. I thought I sent in all the payments, but there was one more I needed to do. We moved about 2 months after I sent in what I thought was the last payment and I changed my address with DMV and everything and setup a forwarder with the post office, but somehow all the reminders went to my old house instead of my new one. All except the intent to suspend notice! Luckily I was able to get it taken care of right away before the suspension actually happened.
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Yea, the county this happened in is notorious for doing Crap like this
 
TransportJockey said:
Yea, the county this happened in is notorious for doing Crap like this
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I got even extra lucky because when I turned in my DMV record it still shows the "suspension" but it is "set aside". It makes no sense, if something gets set aside on the DMV pull, it should be taken off. But to my point, this is when I was looking for a job and luckily that didn't scare them off!
 
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Did a little patch trading while I was in NY.
 
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