the 100% directionless thread

I thought it would be another boring day of paramedic clinicals since I'm usually a white cloud... but a few hours in and we've had 2 scene flights, with the last one making breaking news on tv. I think my preceptors are ready for me to go home... ha! :cool:
 
Beer is good, but after 12 of them, it makes me sleepy.
 
Beer is good... and people are crazy.

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Looks like at least for the time being, I am going to become an IEMS employee.

City of Lawrence solves 2012 budget crisis; Indianapolis EMS to take over EMT operations

LAWRENCE, Ind. (WISH) - The city of Lawrence has solved their budget crisis: at least, for this year.

At the city council meeting Monday night, Lawrence Mayor Dean Jessup proposed a new way to get the city through the year.

He proposed an ordinance that transfers Lawrence EMT’s and equipment to Indianapolis EMS. EMT’s will become Indianapolis EMS employees. For the rest of 2012, the city of Lawrence will retain the ambulance billing revenue.
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I'm going to effing kill my dog.
 
Aidey said:
I'm going to effing kill my dog.
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Aidey said:
I'm going to effing kill my dog.
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I just tried to kill mine with a 2 mile run but she survived so I guess I have to keep feeding her.
 
They look like they're just laying down to go to sleep, but they're really plotting my demise.
 

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Tired kitty. Ps. This is my new kitten. Still trying to get her to get along with our dog. She walks up to her and acts nice, then suddenly freaks and smacks them...
 
That is better than your dog being a total jackarse and chasing them. I swear I'm getting a prescription for doggy xanax tomorrow.
 
Aidey said:
That is better than your dog being a total jackarse and chasing them. I swear I'm getting a prescription for doggy xanax tomorrow.
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That's just ruff.

It also sounds more cluster B, have you tried therapy first?
 
Nah, it isn't cluster B, he doesn't fit any of them very well. I think it is a mix of separation anxiety, ADHD, selective hearing and mania. Maybe even suicidal ideations, considering how many times he tried to run into the road on our walk today.

I'm actually thinking electroshock therapy is in order. I understand it is making a comeback.
 
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Mine is just cute.
 
Aidey said:
That is better than your dog being a total jackarse and chasing them. I swear I'm getting a prescription for doggy xanax tomorrow.
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Dogs are supposed to eat cats that is the law of nature. Why try to change it?
 
medic417 said:
Dogs are supposed to eat cats that is the law of nature. Why try to change it?
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Dogs are mans best friend but lions and tigers eat Dingos which are dogs.
 
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