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Thank you, Thank you. I'm here all week!
 
Sasha said:
It would be like Debra Messing in a low cut top...

Doesn't matter, they're flat chested.
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I've got bigger breasts than her.
 
fast65 said:
Did I make a patient apologize to me for using profanity? Why yes I did.
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Well played sir. Good manners go a long ways towards me going that little extra mile to help you out.

The drunk people haven't figured out that the way we word our patches to the hospital determines whether they get to go to a room with a bed or to the lobby with a hard plastic chair.
 
NVRob said:
Well played sir. Good manners go a long ways towards me going that little extra mile to help you out.

The drunk people haven't figured out that the way we word our patches to the hospital determines whether they get to go to a room with a bed or to the lobby with a hard plastic chair.
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That's exactly what he learned, but then he was a jerk to the nurses.
 
fast65 said:
That's exactly what he learned, but then he was a jerk to the nurses.
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Being rude to me is one thing but when people are rude to nurses in front of me it really pisses me off.

If it's someone who I was on the fence about calling PD and doing a CPC on scene and decided to be nice and take them to the hospital I usually will call PD and CPC them in the waiting room if they start popping off.

Either that or I go talk to my security buddies and people end up in 4 points the second they start to escalate.

Plus I figure the more I help the nurses the more they will help me AND the more likely I'll find one that is interested in me beyond "who/what did you bring me today?" :rofl:
 
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NVRob said:
Being rude to me is one thing but when people are rude to nurses in front of me it really pisses me off.

If it's someone who I was on the fence about calling PD and doing a CPC on scene and decided to be nice and take them to the hospital I usually will call PD and CPC them in the waiting room if they start popping off.

Either that or I go talk to my security buddies and people end up in 4 points the second they start to escalate.

Plus I figure the more I help the nurses the more they will help me AND the more likely I'll find one that is interested in me beyond "who/what did you bring me today?" :rofl:
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You're just hoping to score points with the hot MICN down the hall... :wub:

GOOD FOR YOU!!! :D
 
NVRob said:
Being rude to me is one thing but when people are rude to nurses in front of me it really pisses me off.

If it's someone who I was on the fence about calling PD and doing a CPC on scene and decided to be nice and take them to the hospital I usually will call PD and CPC them in the waiting room if they start popping off.

Either that or I go talk to my security buddies and people end up in 4 points the second they start to escalate.

Plus I figure the more I help the nurses the more they will help me AND the more likely I'll find one that is interested in me beyond "who/what did you bring me today?" :rofl:
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Yeah...there were three cops waiting outside the door pretty soon after he started yelling.
 
Mountain Res-Q said:
You're just hoping to score points with the hot MICN down the hall... :wub:

GOOD FOR YOU!!! :D
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No most of the good ones work on the floors but good words always help haha
 
I had to laugh when I heard about the incident where a airhostess lost the plot on a plane over your neck of the woods.
One of the passagers rang 911....not quite sure if the PD have patrols car with jet engines now....because that is the picture that came to mind when I heard the news reel.
 
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I see they had a Kevorkian scarf in there at about the 2 minute mark.

Of course it also helps that Yakety Sax makes every funny.

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I love this man's work...

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Had my first MCI come in at work last night.

EMS brought us 7 patients, one of which was critical from one MVC. 7 people were crammed in a small hatchback headed to Mexico when the driver lost control and rolled the vehicle and none of the patients were wearing seat belts. We also had a separate wreck that resulted in an ejection, an assault, and a code stroke that all happened to come in at the same time.

I felt really bad for the critical patient from the MCI, she was the only one unfortunate enough to be ejected in the 1 car rollover and had almost completely avulsed her scalp and had a fractured T5 vertebra resulting in her being able to feel but not move her legs.
 
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Who got the "Code 3 Driving is Your Thang" award at EOS tonight? This guy! :D

Apparently my partners over the past couple of months like the way I drive...and so do the supervisors.

/tooting my own horn.
 
enjoynz said:
I had to laugh when I heard about the incident where a airhostess lost the plot on a plane over your neck of the woods.
One of the passagers rang 911....not quite sure if the PD have patrols car with jet engines now....because that is the picture that came to mind when I heard the news reel.
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I admit I got a little confused but I'm felling much better now :rolleyes:
 
That moment when your significant other does the one thing they know pisses you off, just to upset you...
 
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