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Sasha said:
I gave that up a few months ago.

Funny thing about being a vegetarian... never really felt full and satisfied. Need the meat (That's what she said)
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I've got some meat.

/The Todd
 
Sasha said:
I gave that up a few months ago.

Funny thing about being a vegetarian... never really felt full and satisfied. Need the meat (That's what she said)
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Haha. I love meat too haha.

This sucks. The EMT students who passed their midterm are out partying. I get invited to go but of course I'm not 21. So while they are all out having a good time I am home doing nothing.
 
And it's kosher :P
 
My check oil light came on >:(
 
ffemt8978 said:
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I posted from my iPhone while watching TV, and finding clips on an iPhone isn't worth the hassle.
 
Did I make a patient apologize to me for using profanity? Why yes I did.
 
I don't know.

It comes on when I brake hard and I'm low on oil.

It just makes me go :( because I don't like getting car ick on my hands. I know how to add oil.

Sasha's guide to adding oil:

Drive to gas station.

Wander in, buy oil and get the little funnel thing.

Pop hood.

Look helpless, wait for someone to wander over and put it in for you.

Close hood.

Get in car and drive away.

That's also how I got someone to add coolant for me when I was afraid it'd blow up.
 
No low cut blouse?
 
fast65 said:
Did I make a patient apologize to me for using profanity? Why yes I did.
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I didn't make him apologize, but I did tell a patient to watch his mouth. Then, when my partner found out he swore at me, she told him to "shut his f*cking mouth."

/facepalm
 
Sasha said:
Look helpless, wait for someone to wander over and put it in for you.
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Oddly enough, I use a similar method with intubation...
 
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fast65 said:
Oddly enough, I use a similar method with intubation...
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Tries to get mental picture of Fast65 in a low cut blouse out of my head
 
Corky said:
Tries to get mental picture of Fast65 in a low cut blouse out of my head
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Goes off to ban corky for putting that image in my head. :censored:
 
Corky said:
Tries to get mental picture of Fast65 in a low cut blouse out of my head
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mindbleach.jpg
 
It would be like Debra Messing in a low cut top...

Doesn't matter, they're flat chested.
 
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