the 100% directionless thread

It's certainly a decent primer on EKGs... Dunno about "amazing" though. ;)

Dont burst my bubble. Lol

I am having a lot of ah-ha moments.

And I am actually understanding what I.am reading :-p
 
That's why Dubin is great. It helps with comprehension... It was a huge help for me, too.
 
Damn. I bought a house last night.

Now I have heard some weird "I was drunk last night and I ______________." But this about tops them all. :rofl:
 
I'M GONNA PUNCH MY PARTNER IN THE EFFING KIDNEY.

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My partner said he wanted to stab a rather annoying pt in the jugular with a mcdonalds straw the other day, after the call of course, and I have to say I was rofling in the drivers seat.
 
And that makes two times this week that I've corrected my FTO on our protocols...really?
 
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My partner hates nursing home / er calls and I said I loves them so he offered to let me do them and he'll take all the 5150s. Yesterday we had 3 er calls and 2 so far today. All decent too. 2 aloc's ( one due to sepsis), a swollen scrotum, bleeding shunt, and a hip fx. I love it lol


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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=33.776198,-116.354572
 
LMAO. The manager of our ambulance company sent out an email with a JibJab sendables in it. It was christmas themed and included all of our supervisors faces put on animated bodies and singing. Priceless :rofl:
 
Thanks for letting us know she has scabies before we went in the room.

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Remember to spay and neuter your scabies.
 
Slap me with your scabies hand again and see what happens!

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Good lord, the last time I had this much disdain or someone, it was myself. I'm going to punch my FTO in the face.

On the upside, the hot ER tech is working tonight.
 
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Good lord, the last time I had this much disdain or someone, it was myself. I'm going to punch my FTO in the face.

On the upside, the hot ER tech is working tonight.

Did you get his number??


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Good partner today. He's a medic student halfway through. Already has a decent understanding, is very inquisitive, and is absorbing everything like a sponge. Refreshing change from recent partners :D
 
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When did this city become so violent? Interesting for me from an educational standpoint, sketchy working environment though.
 
Man, I am getting killed at work today. CHFers, overdose, a 11 year old with spinal trauma and the usual chest painers...
 
How about scenarios with House MD on EMTLIFE?

  • What is his moniker?
  • What is his avatar? Would it be Hugh Laurie?
  • Would he use "Chat" a lot?
  • Would he get Sasha's home number?
  • Would he fix up his oncologist buddy with Luno?


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  • What is his moniker?
  • What is his avatar? Would it be Hugh Laurie?
  • Would he use "Chat" a lot?
  • Would he get Sasha's home number?
  • Would he fix up his oncologist buddy with Luno?


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Love it.
 
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