Dumbest thing heard on the radio

This is the Best

Wonderful, great, Outstanding..!!!

medic89 said:
On the way back from a 2AM Psych Trip:

Me: Dispatch, L2 is out for fuel.
Dispatch: 10-4 L2 out for fuel at 0447.
Me: Thanks, Dispatch, I wasn't expecting a reply at this wonderful hour.
Dispatch: Neither was I.

About 10 Minutes Later:

Me: Dispatch, L2 will be in route to station.
Dispatch: 10-4 L2, be advised you have 4 bogeys 6 o'clock high bugging out.
Me: Copy bogeys, this is Ghostrider requesting fly-by.
Dispatch: Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Me: Copy, pattern full, we will be arriving on Runway 17 North in approx. 45 seconds.
Dispatch: Roger, call the ball.
Me: L2 has the ball.
Dispatch: You're too low! Pull Up! PULL UP!
Me: Arrived at base safe and sound. Thank you for flying Psychiatric Airlines, hope you have a Wonderful day!
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Good point..on dispatchs part
 
call

Dispatch: Att. Medic 55 need you to respond to 123 Ball Ln., had a female call in and say that she and her friend were smoking marijuana and she thinks that her friend is having an allergic reaction. The whole time the dispatchers could not help cracking up. I know that it isn't as funny in writing but if you want to listen to the call go to www.scannerfood.com and click on the media link, then click on the 420 call for Washington County.
 
Mine would be the other day.... (this takes place around 9pm)

Dispatch: *tone* Attn A6 Engine 4 respond to the Walmart parking lot for a 89 Year old Male possible Code.
E4: Engine 4 received responding to Walmart parking lot for the possible code.
A6: A6 received responding to Walmart parking lot for the possible code.
L1: Dispatch, Ladder 1 We are in the area and will also be responding.
Dispatch: Received Ladder 1 your also responding.

*A few minutes ltr*

E4: Dispatch E4 on scene investigating. C5 will have scene command.
Dispatch: received E4 on scene investigating. C5 will have scene command.

*A few minutes ltr*

L1: Dispatch, L1 on scene with E4.
Dispatch: Received L1 your on scene.
C5: Dispatch be advised CPR in progress..
Dispatch: Received C5 CPR in progress... Dispatch A6?
A6: A6 received direct and on scene.... E4 where abouts are you:unsure:...?

C5: Ummm Look for the Big red trucks with the flashy lights<_<...

A6: Ahh Right:blush:
 
pvfd62med22 said:
Mine would be the other day.... (this takes place around 9pm)

Dispatch: *tone* Attn A6 Engine 4 respond to the Walmart parking lot for a 89 Year old Male possible Code.
E4: Engine 4 received responding to Walmart parking lot for the possible code.
A6: A6 received responding to Walmart parking lot for the possible code.
L1: Dispatch, Ladder 1 We are in the area and will also be responding.
Dispatch: Received Ladder 1 your also responding.

*A few minutes ltr*

E4: Dispatch E4 on scene investigating. C5 will have scene command.
Dispatch: received E4 on scene investigating. C5 will have scene command.

*A few minutes ltr*

L1: Dispatch, L1 on scene with E4.
Dispatch: Received L1 your on scene.
C5: Dispatch be advised CPR in progress..
Dispatch: Received C5 CPR in progress... Dispatch A6?
A6: A6 received direct and on scene.... E4 where abouts are you:unsure:...?

C5: Ummm Look for the Big red trucks with the flashy lights<_<...

A6: Ahh Right:blush:
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hahaha Yea look for the lights.. ya cant miss us .. or can you? haha
 
Dispatcher: "-- y/o has a history of multiple deaths." ;)
Rig -- "...." : :glare:
Dispatcher: "Rig --? Do you copy?"
Rig-- "10-4 dispatch, we copy." (Said while hysterical laughter is heard in the backround) "We are just trying to figure out how you can have multiple deaths."
Dispatcher: "Don't ask me."

Upon arrival it was found the pt had a history of suicide attempts.
 
haha
 
Are you down ? :)

Not the dumbest but pretty funny.
I was just listening to my scanner and i heard a bls unit get called out.
their response ...

"baby are you down , down down down down, dooowwwnn dowwwnnn "

They forgot to turn their radio down - no pun intended and thats the song that played.

*laughter*
Mic breaks because the emt cant talk

"Received"
 
i wouldnt call this dumb rather then funny

Dispatch: respond to lady scratched in the face by a cat

MEDIC: *music playing* CAT SCRATCH FEVER
 
I heard a funny one a few weeks ago... during christmas shopping.

Dispatch: Medic 3 respond to XX mall to the Victoria Secret for an Unresponsive female.
Medic 3: Medic 3, enroute.


Dispatch: Medic 3, information
Medic 3: Dispatch, go ahead
Dispatch: Medic 3, Pt's friend state that the pt's bra may have been on too tight causing a syncopal episode. Pt now AOx3
Medic 3: copy dispatch, we'll make this one a code 2 (no l&s)
 
That is too funny !
However I would die of embarrassment if I had to call 911 while I was trying on bras. Just skip dinner boys, and send me to Vickies to try on bras and have trouble breathing, then you get to see what you want, and not have to pay for a nice dinner

I AM JOKING ! BUY A GIRL DINNER ! LOL
 
Trauma's Mistress said:
That is too funny !
However I would die of embarrassment if I had to call 911 while I was trying on bras. Just skip dinner boys, and send me to Vickies to try on bras and have trouble breathing, then you get to see what you want, and not have to pay for a nice dinner

I AM JOKING ! BUY A GIRL DINNER ! LOL
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then get what we want?
 
haha No, but if you want to look at the situation strategically and by a percentage system look at it this way ...

Dinner increases your chances that MAYBE something might happen.
No dinner means No chance,

*disclaimer *
The chances of anything happen is really unlikely. If you think that it will, then you need to be seen by your local doctor. If the symptoms increase or get worse, see your left hand right away after dropping the girl off to her home LOL
 
Trauma's Mistress said:
*disclaimer *
The chances of anything happen is really unlikely. If you think that it will, then you need to be seen by your local doctor. If the symptoms increase or get worse, see your left hand right away after dropping the girl off to her home LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAH

Of course.. my wallet is always lighter after dinner.. makes it easier with the other 20 lbs of gear i carry..lol
 
haha
 
Oh that's funny :)
 
MAEMT said:
Dispatch: Operations ambulance 33
Us: A33 go ahead ops
Dispatch: A33 head to (facility)
Us: go ahead for the info
Dispatch: 33 for o/a (facility) for (last name) on (unit) going to (er) for the sob pt is stable flow of traffic please, time now (time) ambulance 33
Us: a33 has the Stable Emergency? (facility) to (er) for the SOB? uhhh ops any other info?
Dispatch: ummm no we didnt get anything else
Us: rcvd....uhhh wow

actual call....a wonderful example of our dispatchers not obtaining ANY information then calling it stable and requesting flow of traffic....and we get there to find an unstable pt almost every time


one from the other day

we arrived @ a facility for a routine dr. appt Transfer to find out pt having increased sob, report from the rn shows pt going out to appt for increased sob decreased activity/energy hx of chf, pneumonia, so on and so forth the following radio traffic ensued

my partner to dispatch: ambulance 33 operations
dispatch: go ahead
My partner: be advised we are diverting to (er) for SOB
dispatch: rcvd 33 (time)

Dispatch: operations Ambulance 33
My Partner: a33
Dispatch: do you have your O2 on?
My Partner:.......uhhh yea......
Dispatch: rcvd

i was @ this point requesting a patch

Me: cmed cmed (company) 33
CMED: (company)33
Me: Cmed priority 2 bls patch to (ER)
CMED: recieved med 2 med 2
Me: standing by on Med 2 for (ER)
CMED: TONES
Hospital: (ER) online go ahead
on company radio
Dispatch: operations ambulance 33
My Partner: go ahead
Dispatch: facility is requesting you divert to (ER 2)

Me to CMED: umm CMED Just kidding i need (ER 2)
CMED: so you dont want to talk to (ER)??
Me: ummm no...sorry ER nothing against you
CMED: (laughing) Standby for tones
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Just a quick question... I'm in beginning stages of learning EMS... what does a SOB mean?
 
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