Are you sure it was apples and not lemons?I’ve really enjoyed reading this thread over the past few days. I have a couple that may be interesting. I’m a park ranger and mainly deal with LEO dispatch.
Dispatch: 1 Adam, trespass at x street. Neighbor in yard stealing apples from tree.
1 Adam: in route
2 Adam: attach me to the trespass
3 Adam: add me to that call
4 Adam: attach me to the trespass and show me in route.
( This was entertaining as I pictured 4 cop cars racing toward the apple thief. It was a very slow morning).
Dispatch: 1 Adam, Wildlife call at x street for an injured deer in the road way.
I happened to be coming up to the scene, so I gave my report and stated that I’d be putting the animal down.
Me: cancel this dispatch, the animal left the scene.
Road Sargent: we’ll let you know if he shows up at the ER.