Things not to say during a delivery.

It is getting very close to being over!!! I have all my clinical and field rotations completed, all of my skills are done as well. Tomorrow we have PALS and the following Monday is oral boards with our medical director. The class final is Aug. 11 and then we have PHTLS two weeks later. Our Registry practical is scheduled for the first Saturday in September.

I swear, it has seemed like both the longest and shortest year of my life, simultaniously. It will be good to get everything done and get through the testing so I can move on to actually functioning as a rookie medic.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled thread....
 
When patient's mother says "I don't know how she got pregnant - what are you doing looking out the window?" try not to reply with "The last time this happened, there was a star in the east and 3 wise men, and all I see is a bunch of weird guys - is it possible that it may explain it if you don't accept the original explanation?"
 
aussieemt1980 said:
When patient's mother says "I don't know how she got pregnant - what are you doing looking out the window?" try not to reply with "The last time this happened, there was a star in the east and 3 wise men, and all I see is a bunch of weird guys - is it possible that it may explain it if you don't accept the original explanation?"
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ROTFLMAO:lol::lol::lol:
 
"oh jesus, we better go. call for backup. its coming. hold her down"
"my god frank, what the hell is that"
"its three legs"
"th-th-thats too many"

bonus points for anybody that can place the reference
 
It's a girl!!
No, wait, never mind, it is a boy!!!
 
KEVD18 said:
"oh jesus, we better go. call for backup. its coming. hold her down"
"my god frank, what the hell is that"
"its three legs"
"th-th-thats too many"

bonus points for anybody that can place the reference
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Hmmm Men in Black?
 
KEVD18 said:
"oh jesus, we better go. call for backup. its coming. hold her down"
"my god frank, what the hell is that"
"its three legs"
"th-th-thats too many"

bonus points for anybody that can place the reference
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Bringing out the Dead?
 
Men In Black.....Now that is a funny movie! ^_^:P^_^
 
whats the red stuff all over your shirt?
 
i almost said this to my first pt......"youre not pregnant??? then whats this two legs and a penis coming out at me?

she swore to me that she wasnt pregnant lol
 
emt19723 said:
she swore to me that she wasnt pregnant lol
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Then there is the girl that delivered in the ED - seconds after delivery, she started screaming that it wasn't hers. Her mother demanded to know what we had done to her daughter because that baby wasn't hers....:rolleyes:
 
good lord!! lol i dont feel so bad now
 
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