Things not to say during a delivery.

[JPINFV]

http://xkcd.com/431/

 

[mikeylikesit]

Family guy..."it's a girl...but it has a penis, well we will just have to take care of that(grabbing the scalpel)" or "I'm trying to push...but it won't go back in"

 

[karaya]

Things not to say: Oops!

 

[Onceamedic]

if you drop the baby, pretend you're having a seizure...

 

[paramedix]

ha ha ha ha

 

[LIFESAVER4U]

holy crap theres more in there!

 

[JPINFV]

Since when did you become a clown car?

 

[Contadinella]

How it works in British Hospitals the Python Way:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=lxOu1DyVQV8

I want a machine doing *piiing* :huh:

Conta

 

[fma08]

it can't hurt that bad....

 

[Airwaygoddess]

WHOOPS!! ^_^^_^^_^

 

[Airwaygoddess]

That is why they call it labor!

No even better.......... Oh you won't need any pain medication!!...... YEAH RIGHT!!!<_<

 

[firetender]

"Sure doesn't look like you, Sir!"

 

[NJN]

How it works in British Hospitals the Python Way:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=lxOu1DyVQV8

I want a machine doing *piiing* :huh:

Conta

LMAO, great stuff.

 

[mikeylikesit]

Fumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[himynameismj]

Wait a minute.. do I know you? Did we date in college?
I would know this :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: anywhere!

 

[fma08]

(from Austin Powers)

i want my baby back baby back baby back...

c'mere i'm gonna eat ya!

 

[Airwaygoddess]

Whoops!! Wrong end!!!

 

[Epi-do]

if you drop the baby, pretend you're having a seizure...

Funny you post this. It has sort of been an unofficial motto for my medic class.

 

[Onceamedic]

I used to think it was hilarious... and then I almost dropped the baby... :unsure:

Nice to see you posting epi - how's medic school going?

 

[Bosco578]

Why is the baby's head all squishy.........Ahhhhhhhhhhh Alien Baby.....