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Dude.. when you quote yourself in your sig.. a little lame. Just sayin' :-)
 
Dude.. when you quote yourself in your sig.. a little lame. Just sayin' :-)

What about when your quote is about yourself ;)
 
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to start a business. You pay me $5, I throw on a mask, punch a person of your liking in the face when you happen to be in their presence, and run.

I will offer 50% off for people like those you've mentioned.

Do you do business in California??
 
Do you do business in California??

I am opening a similar business in MA. but I will specialize in steel toed boots to the nether regions. This is for more serious infractions, so it is not a copy cat business For this, the suggested fee will be $10, subject to change based on difficulty in accessing "client", how much I hate person, and/or on a personal whim. Special discount for most government types. Buy one "session", get one free
 
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I am opening a similar business in MA. but I will specialize in steel toed boots to the nether regions. This is for more serious infractions, so it is not a copy cat business For this, the suggested fee will be $10, subject to change based on difficulty in accessing "client", how much I hate person, and/or on a personal whim. Special discount for most government types. Buy one "session", get one free


Steel-toed boots or not - will he wear ridiculous panda or chicken costume while carrying out the hit?!

It's your choice folks.
 
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Steel-toed boots or not - will he wear ridiculous panda or chicken costume while carrying out the hit?!

It's your choice folks.

I will not only wear whatever ridiculous costume requested, but I'll even give them ex lax chocolates, carry out the hit, and yell "candy gram" as I'm handing over the chocolates, kicking them.
 
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chicken costume while carrying out the hit?!
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... the ambulances will have to wait their turn.
 
What about when your quote is about yourself ;)

Hotel asked me to do it, he wanted his undying admiration to be on public display but knowing its lame to quote yourself he asked me to do it.

Its a burden i must carry.
 
Hotel asked me to do it, he wanted his undying admiration to be on public display but knowing its lame to quote yourself he asked me to do it.

Its a burden i must carry.

Lies...
 
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Newbies grabbing OT shifts before I can get to them? This is mutiny!
 
Newbies grabbing OT shifts before I can get to them? This is mutiny!

They don't know how to play the system yet. You don't grab them as soon as they are available. You wait until they offer incentives then you take the shift haha B)
 
Just took a PT to Harborview in Seattle. Always crowded, full of snide King County medics and slower than molasses. Ugh. I feel like I need a shower now.
 
On my 36 I just finished this afternoon, I only had 2 adult patients... the rest were kiddos 5 or under. I think I'm getting quite good at giving infants IVs :)
 
On my 36 I just finished this afternoon, I only had 2 adult patients... the rest were kiddos 5 or under. I think I'm getting quite good at giving infants IVs :)

I think since I've gotten comfortable with kids, I've had a total of <0> kids that needed an IV. Well, there was that 11 year old, but I can't think that she counts.

Good for you.
 
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