the 100% directionless thread

All of my kiddos the last 24 hours (didn't really run at all the first twelve :) ) were in a bad way when I got them. 1 status asthma, 1 broken femur, 1 fall w/ intermittent lucid periods, 1 MVC victim w/ a broken arm, and 1 anaphylaxis. Plus an upper GI Bleed adult and a bicycle accident adult that was either an MI, Stroke, or syncopal episode (or all of the above)
 
Newbies grabbing OT shifts before I can get to them? This is mutiny!

No. This is EMS. Whoever wants to work will work, you want the shifts be faster on the uptake, they have crap to cover and can't wait around waiting for the "senority" to pick it up.
 
Wtf. I worked a full 12 hour shift on Memorial day and they're only giving us 6 hours of holiday pay. WTF!
 
All of my kiddos the last 24 hours (didn't really run at all the first twelve :) ) were in a bad way when I got them. 1 status asthma, 1 broken femur, 1 fall w/ intermittent lucid periods, 1 MVC victim w/ a broken arm, and 1 anaphylaxis. Plus an upper GI Bleed adult and a bicycle accident adult that was either an MI, Stroke, or syncopal episode (or all of the above)

Some kinda miracle shift or something?
 
Holiday pay? WTF is holiday pay?!?

(my service has never paid holiday pay)
 
80% of my household is sunburnt. What a day at the beach!

I'm sunburnt too, but I spent a day in the pool instead.

You'd think being in EMS I'd be above the whole "Hey guys, watch this!" moment. Sadly, no.
 
Guess whose back? Back again! I know everyone missed me ;)
 
This demands a story...

We were taking running foot first jumps onto a floating boogie board.. Not my brightest idea but when it worked out it was kind of fun.
 
First come, first serve. Just as it should be.

It was just... odd. None of them have pagers yet, and I called in like 30 seconds after receiving each open shift page to find out one of the new guys already picked it up. I was very confused as to how they knew they were open, haha.
 
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It was just... odd. None of them have pagers yet, and I called in like 30 seconds after receiving each open shift page to find out one of the new guys already picked it up. I was very confused as to how they knew they were open, haha.

I don't have a pager yet so I just call the supervisor. He normally tell employees about open shifts before sending a page.
 
I don't have a pager yet so I just call the supervisor. He normally tell employees about open shifts before sending a page.

Could be worse. Some damn volunteer could be picking up those shifts and working them for free lol I think the regular in charge paramedic I volunteer with should be paid a bonus. He's so popular to ride with he never works with a paid partner and his truck always goes out with 4 crew on it. He's singlehandedly saving the company a fortune in overtime.
 
We were taking running foot first jumps onto a floating boogie board.. Not my brightest idea but when it worked out it was kind of fun.

This is one way to bash in the back side of your head. Fun times!
 
I cant decide between sleep, or prep for this interview.........ah its not till Tuesday. I can probably get away with sleeping
 
Shut your face.

44 bucks is nothing. I was already on overtime so I got TRIPLE TIME. $73.60 baby and got stuck on the wall so instead of 12 I got 15.5 hrs.
 
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