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I was transporting a 13yo girl on a psych hold a while back. About halfway through she looks over at me with a very serious look on her face and asks "do you have a wife? "
I laughed a little bit and said no, then she got all excited and proclaimed "good!

Could have gone really bad at this point...
 
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PALS take 2 followed by A&P of reproductive systems.

I love how I spent not only Friday night but also Saturday night reading. I think my eyeballs are going to fall out :wacko:
 
Woah woah woah.... Really?

How old are you?
Young enough that I was already an EMS supervisor by the time he was in elementary school. LOL
 
I just now realized that today is Sunday, is that sad?

On a side note, I made the most delicious beef stir fry tonight.
 
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I made a fantastic beef stew today, my girlfriend came over and spent the day hanging out... She had to work tonight, so I was resigned to a night of watching TV... Then I got a call for OT tonight. ;) Perfect day!
 
I'm going to have a dead patient tomorrow.


My FTO has been batting 1000 with making minor predictions, and we've yet to have any truly sick patients. He said tonight before we left that we're going to have them tomorrow.



Someones going to die. I apologize if it's you, it's not my fault, it's my FTOs.
 
Altered PT with a BGL of 410. She was confused to the point where she had no idea of what holiday just passed. The EMT asked the family, "Can we just give her some insulin and leave her home?" I think my partner saw my face because he quickly said, "Uhh no. We don't really do that. Why don't you go get the stretcher?"
 
Altered PT with a BGL of 410. She was confused to the point where she had no idea of what holiday just passed. The EMT asked the family, "Can we just give her some insulin and leave her home?" I think my partner saw my face because he quickly said, "Uhh no. We don't really do that. Why don't you go get the stretcher?"

I think you are a retarded EMT magnet
 
I must be. It's killing me. My partner was watching my face and he said later that I looked like my head was going to explode.
 
I should mention my laugh was a nervous one :rofl:

A whopping 20. Fast is older than me, but I look like I've got about 15 years on him :rofl:
As opposed to myself, who is 11 years older than you but looks about your age. LOL
 
I must be. It's killing me. My partner was watching my face and he said later that I looked like my head was going to explode.

I'd kill to be "your EMT" for the day. I might actually get to see/learn something.

Im getting so sick of my job. Can't wait to start medic next month.
 
As opposed to myself, who is 11 years older than you but looks about your age. LOL

Pfft.... I went to buy a rated R movie on friday. And I got carded at the register.

Im 22 and apparently look 15.
 
I should mention my laugh was a nervous one :rofl:

A whopping 20. Fast is older than me, but I look like I've got about 15 years on him :rofl:

Wait, I'm actually older than someone? Whaaaaaat?
 
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Pfft.... I went to buy a rated R movie on friday. And I got carded at the register.

Im 22 and apparently look 15.

LOL There's of course the infamous tale of the patient's wife asking my partner "Why is the 12 year old telling everyone what to do?" during a cardiac arrest resuscitation.
 
LOL There's of course the infamous tale of the patient's wife asking my partner "Why is the 12 year old telling everyone what to do?" during a cardiac arrest resuscitation.

Hahaha, that is just too awesome
 
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