the 100% directionless thread

Linuss said:
I once gave my RSI patient 100 of Roc...


He kept breathing on his own. Granted now at 16 instead of the 50+ he was at, but still, breathing on his own.





I was confused. The doc at the receiving hospital was just as confused.
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I had a patient do basically that after receiving sux in the ED. As has been said before, there's always that one who will prove that a generally accepted belief is not always correct.
 
So cold.
 
Crap... the underwire in my bra just snapped.
 
Yesterday I had a patient tell me: "You were so wonderful, ya know, I've got a very pretty granddaughter, I think she'll be here with her mom."

I don't know if she actually thought I was an adult, or if her granddaughter is also 12.
 
fast65 said:
Yesterday I had a patient tell me: "You were so wonderful, ya know, I've got a very pretty granddaughter, I think she'll be here with her mom."

I don't know if she actually thought I was an adult, or if her granddaughter is also 12.
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:rofl::rofl: Cute or creepy
 
fast65 said:
Indeed, creepy grandma, and a cute medic ;)
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So your saying the medic you partner with is cute?:unsure: Man you really are going to lose your man card.
 
medic417 said:
So your saying the medic you partner with is cute?:unsure: Man you really are going to lose your man card.
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Dammit, I hate you :/ however, there is this new ER tech...
 
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Just had to cuss out my partner and tell at him to pull over. He was driving and trying to decide where to eat. He kept changing his mind and would literally stop in the middle of the road and swerve thru lanes.
 
fast65 said:
Yesterday I had a patient tell me: "You were so wonderful, ya know, I've got a very pretty granddaughter, I think she'll be here with her mom."

I don't know if she actually thought I was an adult, or if her granddaughter is also 12.
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I was transporting a 13yo girl on a psych hold a while back. About halfway through she looks over at me with a very serious look on her face and asks "do you have a wife? "
I laughed a little bit and said no, then she got all excited and proclaimed "good! Because my mom's hot!"
 
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adamjh3 said:
I was transporting a 13yo girl on a psych hold a while back. About halfway through she looks over at me with a very serious look on her face and asks "do you have a wife? "
I laughed a little bit and said no, then she got all excited and proclaimed "good! Because my mom's hot!"
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Welcome to being old. :)
 
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katgrl2003 said:
And it was right in the middle, so both sides were digging in. I hate wearing bras.
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firefite said:
Just had to cuss out my partner and tell at him to pull over. He was driving and trying to decide where to eat. He kept changing his mind and would literally stop in the middle of the road and swerve thru lanes.
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Hah. Hah. Sounds fun XD
 
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