the 100% directionless thread

Chimpie said:
In my seven years of being a member of this forum, and six plus years of being a CL, recent events easy rank in my top five experiences.

Yes, I quoted myself.
Click to expand...

Even though you pointed it out yourself...I still can't believe you quoted yourself :ph34r:
 
fast65 said:
Even though you pointed it out yourself...I still can't believe you quoted yourself :ph34r:
Click to expand...

At least it wasn't like my quoting myself in my signature line. LOL
 
usafmedic45 said:
At least it wasn't like my quoting myself in my signature line. LOL
Click to expand...

True, BUT, what if you quoted yourself quoting yourself in your own signature? That's pretty much the equivalent of dividing by zero...
 
fast65 said:
True, BUT, what if you quoted yourself quoting yourself in your own signature? That's pretty much the equivalent of dividing by zero...
Click to expand...
divide-by-zero6.jpg


On a side note, I love morning glory style spill ways.
 
Gray said:
If 100 divided by 3 = 33.3 then 33.3 X 3 = 100
Click to expand...

Technically 100/3 = 33.3 repeating...ergo, 33.3 repeating x 3 = 100. With your math, 33.3 x 3 = 99.9
 
Just take all the fun out of it. In other news my kitten decided to take over the space between my keyboard and monitor.
 
And that's why I hate math... contrary to what they'd have you believe, it doesn't make sense!


You're raised being told "There is nothing below zero"... then they teach you about negative numbers! Followed shortly by partial numbers!


Then they tell you that letters are actually numbers in disguise!


Then they tell you that i = -1, as it's a "constant". If it was 'constantly' -1, then why put i instead of -1?!
 
Linuss said:
And that's why I hate math... contrary to what they'd have you believe, it doesn't make sense!


You're raised being told "There is nothing below zero"... then they teach you about negative numbers! Followed shortly by partial numbers!


Then they tell you that letters are actually numbers in disguise!


Then they tell you that i = -1, as it's a "constant". If it was 'constantly' -1, then why put i instead of -1?!
Click to expand...

What about imaginary numbers? ;)

Oh, and I don't believe in fractions...decimals or GTFO.
 
Sasha said:
You are a party pooper.

Sent from LuLu using Tapatalk
Click to expand...

No I don't poop at parties, you must be thinking of someone else.
 
Dinner for four; Lemon Pepper chicken breast, brown rice, steamed veggies, sliced pears, garlic cheese bread and a Caesar Italian spring salad made on a two burner electric cook top and a microwave.

I am a culinary powerhouse.
 
adamjh3 said:
Dinner for four; Lemon Pepper chicken breast, brown rice, steamed veggies, sliced pears, garlic cheese bread and a Caesar Italian spring salad made on a two burner electric cook top and a microwave.

I am a culinary powerhouse.
Click to expand...

And let me guess, you're inviting us over to share in the wealth?
 
So today I learned two important things.
one, that you do not want to unload a oveloaded bladder of a already hypotesive pt all at once. never would have connected the dots on that one.
and also saw my first epiglotitus pt. and was able to see pics of the severely offended member. That was sweet!
 
Quote of the night discussing my failed first marriage:
My friend Chelsie: I wouldn't call what you did a marriage. It was kind of a party with legal intervention.
Me: Actually it was more like a botched execution
Chelsie: That, too
Me: Only without the thrill of that couple of seconds of freefall before your neck snaps and everything goes black
 
Last edited by a moderator:
foxfire said:
So today I learned two important things.
one, that you do not want to unload a oveloaded bladder of a already hypotesive pt all at once. never would have connected the dots on that one.
Click to expand...

Whoaaaaa I'm a fairly new emt-b, but that seriously has an effect??? :ph34r:
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
And let me guess, you're inviting us over to share in the wealth?
Click to expand...

You'll have to fight my partner and my other crew for it.

Making French toast for my crews in my off time between shifts tomorrow morning. I think I'm a decent boss :P
 
Last edited by a moderator:
IRIDEZX6R said:
Whoaaaaa I'm a fairly new emt-b, but that seriously has an effect??? :ph34r:
Click to expand...

Yeah, if you decompress the abdomen, you will cause the BP to bottom out. It's one of the reasons why so many patients who crash in the operating theater do so when their belly is opened initially.
 
adamjh3 said:
You'll have to fight my partner and my other crew for it.

Making French toast for my crews in my off time between shifts tomorrow morning. I think I'm a decent boss :P
Click to expand...

I didn't even know awesome bosses still existed :ph34r:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
usafmedic45 said:
Yeah, if you decompress the abdomen, you will cause the BP to bottom out. It's one of the reasons why so many patients who crash in the operating theater do so when their belly is opened initially.
Click to expand...

That actually makes a lot of sense, I never really even thought about it. I'll have to keep that in mind. Once again, EMTLIFE has taught me something. ^_^
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top