the 100% directionless thread

Met up with usafmedic45 today. He's funny when he's high on benadryl.
 
I'm such a great swim/dive instructor.
 
I have my 3yo nephew swimming allllll over the pool. Literally all over. And he dives in the deep end. AND I was going to dive in so he would dive in and he goes "WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU TOES NOT OVER THE EDGE!" he is a stickler for good form!

<3 THAT's proof!!
 
Who knew there was a desk under all that paper. Today was a success.
 
I have my 3yo nephew swimming allllll over the pool. Literally all over. And he dives in the deep end. AND I was going to dive in so he would dive in and he goes "WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU TOES NOT OVER THE EDGE!" he is a stickler for good form!

<3 THAT's proof!!

Where's the video?
 
I'd love to post the video but I can't figure out how to get it out of my camera. I'm lucky to have gotten the pictures of him swimming out.
 
I'd love to post the video but I can't figure out how to get it out of my camera. I'm lucky to have gotten the pictures of him swimming out.

Just hit eject and after the door opens pull the VHS tape right out. :rofl:
 
What's a VHS?
 
You old fogie.

Wish me luck! Interview tomorrow! Woohoo.

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Lesson of the day: dont assume the door is automatic.

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I surely am crazy, I know I'm insane,
For a little black box I have calls me quite plain.

By night on my dresser, by day on my belt,
Sends beeps to be heard, and buzzes be felt.

A dispatcher runs it, I'm not quite sure how,
She sits at a console, to her I must bow.

At zero-three-thirty a call may come in,
My little black box goes off, my head spins.

The noise that it makes is truly quite frightening,
I spring out of bed, I hope quick as lightning.

And so starts a call, that must be completed
A patient is picked up, is hauled and is treated.

Returning to service, relief fills my soul,
We head back to bed, knowing calls may soon roll.

And what did I tell you, sure enough here they come,
That little black box sends out tones, says to run.

That black demon box calls my unit by name,
I just sigh, grab my bag, and head back out again.


--By lightsandsirens5. 9-7-11

Lol
 
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Not too many calls if you've got time to write that!

Party in the chat woohoo.
 
I surely am crazy, I know I'm insane,
For a little black box I have calls me quite plain.

By night on my dresser, by day on my belt,
Sends beeps to be heard, and buzzes be felt.

A dispatcher runs it, I'm not quite sure how,
She sits at a console, to her I must bow.

At zero-three-thirty a call may come in,
My little black box goes off, my head spins.

The noise that it makes is truly quite frightening,
I spring out of bed, I hope quick as lightning.

And so starts a call, that must be completed
A patient is picked up, is hauled and is treated.

Returning to service, relief fills my soul,
We head back to bed, knowing calls may soon roll.

And what did I tell you, sure enough here they come,
That little black box sends out tones, says to run.

That black demon box calls my unit by name,
I just sigh, grab my bag, and head back out again.


--By lightsandsirens5. 9-7-11

Lol

hahaha i love it. good job
 
sooo...
I had my interview for my univ's Student EMS yesterday :X
They had me do a 20odd question quiz and just a short 15min interview with a panel of 3.

I'm excited :D
 
Not too many calls if you've got time to write that!

Party in the chat woohoo.

Ahhhh....but I am not on till midnight tonight. :-) 0000-1200.

This week:
Sunday 1800-0600
Monday 1800-0600
Tuesday 1800-0600
Wednesday 0600-1800
Thursday 0000-1200
Friday-Be at the airport at 0430.
Saturday-Be at friends wedding in San Diego
Sunday and Monday-free to explore my home town. ;-)
Fly home Monday night, go from airport to work, be on call at 0600 Tuesday.

Then another week of freedom.....then my life will consist of pretty much nothing but medic school for the near future. :-S

I'm going to really miss my partners and the rest of my crew. It's been a great place as my first job in EMS. ;-)
 
MY week.

Sunday: work
Monday: work
Tuesday: dr's appt, had some much needed bestie time.
Wednesday: watch a three yo.
Thursday:interview, rush to watch a three yo
Friday: watch a three yo, take said three yo to pizza place to win him crap on the claw machine. (I rock the claw machine.)
Saturday: work
Sunday: work.

How exciting, right?
 
My neighbors probably hate me now. Just screamed bloody murder when i grabbed what i thought was the trash can handle to drag it to the street and then... it moved.

Bloody friggin murder. I think it was a locust sitting on the handle.

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I surely am crazy, I know I'm insane,
For a little black box I have calls me quite plain.

By night on my dresser, by day on my belt,
Sends beeps to be heard, and buzzes be felt.

A dispatcher runs it, I'm not quite sure how,
She sits at a console, to her I must bow.

At zero-three-thirty a call may come in,
My little black box goes off, my head spins.

The noise that it makes is truly quite frightening,
I spring out of bed, I hope quick as lightning.

And so starts a call, that must be completed
A patient is picked up, is hauled and is treated.

Returning to service, relief fills my soul,
We head back to bed, knowing calls may soon roll.

And what did I tell you, sure enough here they come,
That little black box sends out tones, says to run.

That black demon box calls my unit by name,
I just sigh, grab my bag, and head back out again.


--By lightsandsirens5. 9-7-11

Lol

Very nice, I like it!
 
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