the 100% directionless thread

Well, I am on today from 0600-1800 and tomorrow from 0600-1800. If it looks like the world is ending, I am going to act outside my protocol and do a chest decompression. I really want to do one of those before we all check out of here. Lol!

and if you cant find a pt with a tension pnuemo I will come and make a pt for you.

Whats the best MOI? hmmm... I'll think about it.
 
and if you cant find a pt with a tension pnuemo I will come and make a pt for you.

Whats the best MOI? hmmm... I'll think about it.

We had a guy the other day was chasing someone that stole their lockbox from a street fair, ran up a parking structure and the dude he was chasing, jumped off the side of the top floor to another building, they guy chasing him tried to do the same but failed.... Fell 4 stories. Only thing wrong was bilat femur fx's..
 
It would be funny though when a patient looks at you and says 'am I gonna be alright"

and you can say nope....today is your last day on earth lol
 
We had a guy the other day was chasing someone that stole their lockbox from a street fair, ran up a parking structure and the dude he was chasing, jumped off the side of the top floor to another building, they guy chasing him tried to do the same but failed.... Fell 4 stories. Only thing wrong was bilat femur fx's..

thats one lucky dude.
 
We had a guy the other day was chasing someone that stole their lockbox from a street fair, ran up a parking structure and the dude he was chasing, jumped off the side of the top floor to another building, they guy chasing him tried to do the same but failed.... Fell 4 stories. Only thing wrong was bilat femur fx's..

Wait................. There's a 4 story building in Hemet? Lol
 
Well, I am on today from 0600-1800 and tomorrow from 0600-1800. If it looks like the world is ending, I am going to act outside my protocol and do a chest decompression. I really want to do one of those before we all check out of here. Lol!

Well if it is ending tomorrow, can it atleast end before my 0630-1300 shift? Might as well not waste my time at work if the worlds ending :P.
 
Wait................. There's a 4 story building in Hemet? Lol

Lmao, I work in San Diego... Still working on a Hemet job lol.
 
Ooh haha. I was gonna say that must be a new building then haha

I don't think there's even a parking structure in Hemet :s ...
 
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Hotel if the Rapture IS coming I don't think hiding in Canada will help you.:P

Oh, I'm looking forward to the rapture.

Once all the religious folk are gone, I'm throwing a party for everyone else left.
 
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Hotel if the Rapture IS coming I don't think hiding in Canada will help you.:P

Yeah it's not like it's the draft or anything.

Good. All the jesus freaks will be gone and we can get back to this whole "seperation of church and state" thing the country was founded on.
 
Ya know, I was thinking, if the world is ending tomorrow, why worry, there isn't a freaking thing you can do about it anyhow!
 
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