the 100% directionless thread

[Sasha]

Hotel, I'm so jealous. You were touched by His noodely appendage and I wasn't.

 

[nemedic]

Was too much of a bad boy and got sent downstairs......little warm for my tastes, but the parties are better.

 

[JPINFV]

Hotel, I'm so jealous. You were touched by His noodely appendage and I wasn't.

Wait a minute. Why does the FSM get to freely touch people, but Catholic priests can't? Why the double standard?

 

[HotelCo]

Wait a minute. Why does the FSM get to freely touch people, but Catholic priests can't? Why the double standard?

One has a hand, the other has a noodly appendage.

To even compare FSM to a catholic priest is blasphemy, and I won't tolerate you undermining my religious beliefs!

 

[Anjel]

Umm what's FSM? Sounds kinky. Lol

 

[medicRob]

One has a hand, the other has a noodly appendage.

To even compare FSM to a catholic priest is blasphemy, and I won't tolerate you undermining my religious beliefs!

Flying Spaghetti Monster Missionary Baptist Church.

 

[HotelCo]

Umm what's FSM? Sounds kinky. Lol

You haven't heard of Him?

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[medicRob]

You haven't heard of Him?

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am a member of the First Church of the Fonz.

Fonzy be praised.

On an unrelated note
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Police have one suspect in custody from the Bryan Stow attack.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bryan-stow-arrest-20110523,0,5494774.story

 

[JPINFV]

 

[Sasha]

I do not approve of naked men with tiny penises on the 100% directionless thread, even if they are being touched by the noodly appendage.

 

[Shishkabob]

I think Sasha has a bit of noodle envy.

 

[Sasha]

Why would I have noodle envy? I hold the much more powerful pink taco.

 

[HotelCo]

Hotel is trying very hard not to make a joke about Sasha's last post.

Must. Resist. The. Urge.

 

[DesertMedic66]

Hotel is trying very hard not to make a joke about Sasha's last post.

Must. Resist. The. Urge.

Let the urge take over and say it haha

 

[JPINFV]

Why would I have noodle envy? I hold the much more powerful pink taco.

Fish taco?

 

[Sasha]

No fish tacos here. Just pink taco.

 

[HotelCo]

mmm... tacos.

 

[JPINFV]

mmm... tacos.

Also interested...

For the uninitiated... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8dmSsObmkM [not really safe for work, language... and.. yea...]

 

[medicRob]

Also interested...

Ha ha, pursuit of the pink taco.

 

[rmabrey]

The long fought battle with the state is finally over. My Indiana cert is official.....I can get a job now