the 100% directionless thread

Hotel, I'm so jealous. You were touched by His noodely appendage and I wasn't.
 
Was too much of a bad boy and got sent downstairs......little warm for my tastes, but the parties are better.
 
Sasha said:
Hotel, I'm so jealous. You were touched by His noodely appendage and I wasn't.
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Wait a minute. Why does the FSM get to freely touch people, but Catholic priests can't? Why the double standard?
 
JPINFV said:
Wait a minute. Why does the FSM get to freely touch people, but Catholic priests can't? Why the double standard?
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One has a hand, the other has a noodly appendage.

To even compare FSM to a catholic priest is blasphemy, and I won't tolerate you undermining my religious beliefs!
 
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Umm what's FSM? Sounds kinky. Lol
 
HotelCo said:
One has a hand, the other has a noodly appendage.

To even compare FSM to a catholic priest is blasphemy, and I won't tolerate you undermining my religious beliefs!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Missionary Baptist Church.
 
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HotelCo said:
You haven't heard of Him?

Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I am a member of the First Church of the Fonz.

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Fonzy be praised.

On an unrelated note
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Police have one suspect in custody from the Bryan Stow attack.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bryan-stow-arrest-20110523,0,5494774.story
 
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I do not approve of naked men with tiny penises on the 100% directionless thread, even if they are being touched by the noodly appendage.
 
Why would I have noodle envy? I hold the much more powerful pink taco.
 
Hotel is trying very hard not to make a joke about Sasha's last post.

Must. Resist. The. Urge.
 
HotelCo said:
Hotel is trying very hard not to make a joke about Sasha's last post.

Must. Resist. The. Urge.
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Let the urge take over and say it haha
 
No fish tacos here. Just pink taco.
 
The long fought battle with the state is finally over. My Indiana cert is official.....I can get a job now
 
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