the 100% directionless thread

[Shishkabob]

Darnit, that's the exact opposite direction of here though!

But Vegas could be fun. If someone else is going that I know, I'd probably hitch along and rent a hotel. Only reason I went this year is it was a short drive from my house so I didn't have to be lonely in hotel rooms at night

 

[NomadicMedic]

What a shift. I started the day with an afib cardioversion, next call was symptomatic bradycardia, then...a code.

Hell. It's busy.

And I love it!

 

[8jimi8]

Code Blue Fail

 

[8jimi8]

Darnit, that's the exact opposite direction of here though!

But Vegas could be fun. If someone else is going that I know, I'd probably hitch along and rent a hotel. Only reason I went this year is it was a short drive from my house so I didn't have to be lonely in hotel rooms at night

its in vegas this year? Im totally down.

 

[Shishkabob]

its in vegas this year? Im totally down.

In Vegas Aug 29-Sep 2nd.


If you're down, then I'm down, because we both know eachother aren't THAT crazy.

 

[8jimi8]

In Vegas Aug 29-Sep 2nd.


If you're down, then I'm down, because we both know eachother aren't THAT crazy.

I never broke the laws of my country

I'll start saving.

 

[Aprz]

Hm, I might try to show to the expo this year. I should start planning.

 

[TransportJockey]

The joys of having a brother who works for Choice hotels is I get cheap rates That's really the only reason I can afford it this year with school prices being what they are. Wish I could go to Baltimore, but that's out of the question

 

[Aprz]

Hook us up! Make one floor reserved for EMTLife members.

 

[MrBrown]

Door coming open, clear to ground, old people gambling at one o'clock low, wires at your five o'clock becoming six, well clear on current track, keep coming down, clear to ground .... skids coming on, alrite clear out ...

Brown is down ... and only plays blackjack

Now, which one of these buttons turns the rotor blades off?

 

[Aprz]

That's not a helicopter, it's a slot machine.

 

[MrBrown]

I've got to 500 posts! It only took 4 years, but who's counting.
Happy New Year to all you old timers on here, that I haven't managed to catch up with yet!

Cheers Enjoynz

Woohoo, hmm Brown thinks Brown has too much time on Brown's hands if Brown has as many posts as Brown does in the space of time Brown has been on the forum.

You may wonder why Brown says Brown so much, its is because Brown must never refer to Brown using a first-person noun, verb or adjective such as I, my, me, mine etc.

Hmm perhaps Brown knows why Brown has so many posts... picture if you will a crew has called for backup/R50/R51 ....

*first crew says things ....
Oh sorry says Brown as Brown puts Browns internet enabled smartphone away, Brown was not listening, sorry, what is wrong with this person?

 

[AustinNative]

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown.

 

[MrBrown]

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown.

What?

 

[AustinNative]

Wow, just got gobsmacked by a strange realization. I am sitting in my bed in Texas, listening to a 105 year old song based upon a 400 year old song, tapping away at my Ipad, and trading messages with someone in New Zealand. How very strange.

 

[MrBrown]

Wow, just got gobsmacked by a strange realization. I am sitting in my bed in Texas, listening to a 105 year old song based upon a 400 year old song, tapping away at my Ipad, and trading messages with someone in New Zealand. How very strange.

Dude, you are strange

Brown is only up at this hour because Mrs Brown decided to get all hormonal and needed to use the bathroom. That and it's really hot.

 

[jjesusfreak01]

Dude, you are strange

Brown is only up at this hour because Mrs Brown decided to get all hormonal and needed to use the bathroom. That and it's really hot.

This may be common knowledge to everyone but me, but does Brown's use of third person have anything to do with his fascination with Ketamine?

 

[lightsandsirens5]

That and it's really hot.

Brown, you are not allowed to talk about temperature this time of year.

 

[Asimurk]

That's not a helicopter, it's a slot machine.

I'm in Vegas, and I don't recall seeing any helicopter theme slots. There's Airplane, but no helicopters. But maybe one of the copters flying overhead crashed though a casino entrance, bounced around, and merged with a slot machine. It could be called a clot!

Last night I was up a couple hundred dollars and two out of three casinos I walked out of in the black. So good or bad, giving partial gambling winnings to homeless people?

 

[MrBrown]

This may be common knowledge to everyone but me, but does Brown's use of third person have anything to do with his fascination with Ketamine?

It does not, as previously explained it comes from the fact that Brown does not technically exist and is a composite character therefore cannot be referred to in the first person.