the 100% directionless thread

[CALEMT]

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

Jive *** dude don’t got no brains anyhow.

 

[NomadicMedic]

 

[DragonClaw]

My Geriometer is going off hardcore right now.

 

[GMCmedic]

I started my first IV since october 2018.

 

[Jim37F]

Wellp, just payed $465 to the State for the privilege of driving my pickup truck for another year

 

[PotatoMedic]

Wellp, just payed $465 to the State for the privilege of driving my pickup truck for another year

Get a bicycle.

 

[VentMonkey]

Oh boy did I unlock that box. Thank God for all you other degenerates out there like me.

 

[Akulahawk]

Just swung the Ban Hammer. One of our members has been temporarily removed from the roster. Friendly reminder folks: don't post random stuff in various threads and ignore a warning not to just minutes after being warned. This particular thread is directionless, so posting random stuff is expected here...

Carry on!

 

[DragonClaw]

Well I'm still here so

Jk.

Also. I don't know when it happened but I find the notion of counting respiration to a T kind of ridiculous. Unless the pt has abnormal breathing or a condition that warrants closer examination I just kind of gestimate based on how they're breathing and previous counting. Ah that looks like 18. 18 it is. I can tell easily if the pt conditions changes, if respiration become more labored, etc and I just kind of key into it without even needing to really think to do it.

Not to say I'm the crystal ball of respirations but it isn't like it was before

Back during my clinical days I was.... appalled and horrified providers didn't count every single breath. I guess it I get it now. Is this a milestone?

Old me would have thought I was a pt murderer (not literally) or didn't care.

Interesting development I've noticed within myself, among other things

 

[ffemt8978]

My Geriometer is going off hardcore right now.

Some of you young whippersnappers have had deprived childhoods and weren't exposed to some truly classic cinema.

 

[VentMonkey]

Who doesn’t appreciate June Cleaver speaking jive!?...

 

[DragonClaw]

Who doesn’t appreciate June Cleaver speaking jive!?...

Who doing what now

 

[NomadicMedic]

Who doing what now

...this reminds me of my 6 year old trying desperately to insert herself in a conversation that my wife and I are having.

 

[CCCSD]

Someone needs to watch Roman Gladiator movies...

 

[DragonClaw]

...this reminds me of my 6 year old trying desperately to insert herself in a conversation that my wife and I are having.

It kinda feels like that too

 

[VentMonkey]

Someone needs to watch Roman Gladiator movies...

If you don’t know Barbara “Beaver Cleavers Ma” Billingsley, I highly doubt it’s in you to search the works of Charlton Heston or Kirk Douglas. Hell, even Russell Crowe might be a stretch nowadays.

Anyhow, sure hope summer goes by as fast as I usually want it to.

 

[CALEMT]

Anyhow, sure hope summer goes by as fast as I usually want it to.

I’m not quite ready for below freezing nights again...

 

[DragonClaw]

If you don’t know Barbara “Beaver Cleavers Ma” Billingsley, I highly doubt it’s in you to search the works of Charlton Heston or Kirk Douglas. Hell, even Russell Crowe might be a stretch nowadays.

Anyhow, sure hope summer goes by as fast as I usually want it to.

Charlton Heston! Ben hur. Planet of the apes. He even had his own stamp. What a chad.

 

[VentMonkey]

I’m not quite ready for below freezing nights again...

Spring and Autumn are where it’s at for me. Cold doesn’t bother me nearly as much as sweating profusely 4 months straight.

 

[DragonClaw]

Spring and Autumn are where it’s at for me. Cold doesn’t bother me nearly as much as sweating profusely 4 months straight.

If the temperature drops below 78 degrees I start agonal gasping and my life flashes before my eyes. I'm ready for summer.