the 100% directionless thread

[medic417]

But if offtopic is the topic of the thread, wouldn't that mean this thread is on topic cause its offtopic?

Or is it ectopic?:unsure:

 

[TransportJockey]

cnm?

Central New Mexico community college

 

[Harvey]

Absolutely Not! its non-topical. dont try to muddy the waters here with your Monty Python topic antics.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Absolutely Not! its non-topical. dont try to muddy the waters here with your Monty Python topic antics.

I'm dreadfully sorry sir.....could you possibly speak in a higher register?

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Oh boy.....just went on another high speed MVA with critical peds pts. I know many of you probably have lots of critical peds, but not around here. That is my second MVA with multiple critical peds pts. Three last time, two this time. The vehicle that was rear ended at about 70 mph had the car seat with the 1 y/o in it pushed all the way to the roof and the kid was pinned between the seat and the roof. I have never seen fire cut a car apart so fast. I like not having multiple critical peds on scene. :sad:

 

[LucidResq]

Or is it ectopic?:unsure:

GOD. At the clinic we once had a horrible practice manager who I once heard ask a patient if she'd ever had a "topical pregnancy."

Very odd mental image :unsure:

 

[medic417]

GOD. At the clinic we once had a horrible practice manager who I once heard ask a patient if she'd ever had a "topical pregnancy."

Very odd mental image :unsure:

:unsure::wacko::blink::huh:

 

[LucidResq]

She didn't last long.

 

[medic417]

She didn't last long.

Oh I'm sorry have you found a job somewhere else yet?

 

[MrBrown]

Brown comes back from being away to find no talk of Brown has occured during Browns absense?

Brown is dissapointed at his loyal subjects

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Oh boy.....just went on another high speed MVA with critical peds pts. I know many of you probably have lots of critical peds, but not around here. That is my second MVA with multiple critical peds pts. Three last time, two this time. The vehicle that was rear ended at about 70 mph had the car seat with the 1 y/o in it pushed all the way to the roof and the kid was pinned between the seat and the roof. I have never seen fire cut a car apart so fast. I like not having multiple critical peds on scene. :sad:

Make that a fatality MVA now. 1 y/o female died early this AM. Dang, I hate it. I just hate it. I know bad stuff happens, but why does it have to happen to kids? What did she ever do to deserve to die in a completely preventable wreck?

 

[Shishkabob]

And make that ANOTHER ticket that my Paramedic uniform got me out of. ^_^


Rolled a stop sign seeing no cars around... until the blue lights popped on. He came on up and got my license and insurance and after looking at it for a bit said "Well, I'm not going to write a citation tonight because I respect what you do as a Paramedic".

But I also got the guilt talk of "And how many accidents have you worked by people rolling through stop signs?"





I love mutual respect between emergency services.

 

[katgrl2003]

Brown comes back from being away to find no talk of Brown has occured during Browns absense?

Brown is dissapointed at his loyal subjects

Oh, Brown was away? I didn't even notice.

 

[JPINFV]

Important lessons tonight.

1. Don't drink and drive

2. If you do, don't speed.

3. If you do speed and drink and drive, don't miss a turn.

4. If you do miss a turn, you might meet my parent's neighbor's palm tree. If you do, back straight back instead of making a 100 point turn.

5. If possible civilian (such as my father) shouldn't be the ones calling 911, as they focus on things like blathering on that the van is making said 100 point and the license plate instead of making sure a good location is given, especially since we're on the city/county line.

Pictures:

 

[SanDiegoEmt7]

Reset those clocks and sleep in!

 

[Chimpie]

It's 46° in southwest Florida this morning.

 

[EmtTravis]

It got down to a warm 35 here in IL where im at..

 

[EMT11KDL]

Got off a week vacation, went to Arizona to visit some great friends and had a great time. Came back from the vacation, go to work the next morning. My day starts with a single vehicle rollover, one Frank.

Wish I was still on vacation!!!! and dont forget about the nice weather I left!!

 

[EMT11KDL]

Reset those clocks and sleep in!

Or be me and forget about it haha

 

[adamjh3]

Reset those clocks and sleep in!

Picked up a patient at 0153, dropped him off at 0117. Took the fool back in time. h34r:

Working on my anatomy homework after a 59.5 hour shift. If only I could work part time while going to school...