the 100% directionless thread

TransportJockey

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A morning where I'm not at the station for now. It's kinda nice. But I'm on call, so I might be going in if medic 1 gets a call today
 

adamjh3

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My pops had an emergency appendectomy last night. Got discharged this morning. Not ten minutes after being home he was screaming doubled up on the floor, 911 was activated.

Sucks how quickly one can be pulled to the other side of the system.
 

lightsandsirens5

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My pops had an emergency appendectomy last night. Got discharged this morning. Not ten minutes after being home he was screaming doubled up on the floor, 911 was activated.

Sucks how quickly one can be pulled to the other side of the system.

Wow, that no good! Thoughts and prayers are with y'all today. Hope he is doing better by now.
 

JPINFV

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New idea for an anti-smoking campaign.

Smoking leads to bladder cancer. Bladder cancer means sticking a metal pole through the urethra to pluck cancer cells from the bladder epithelium. Include illustrations of said procedure.

Just remember the following.

What's the length of the female urethra? 4 cm.

What's the length of the male urethra? It depends.
 

adamjh3

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My pops had an emergency appendectomy last night. Got discharged this morning. Not ten minutes after being home he was screaming doubled up on the floor, 911 was activated.

Sucks how quickly one can be pulled to the other side of the system.

Ended up being an internal hematoma about the size of a softball and a half. Just saw him a couple hours ago, they've got him all doped up, they put him on a CCT rig to take him down to a different hospital.

Anybody know what they do with these? Drain 'em?
 

JPINFV

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...oh, and thankyou AHA. The 2010 guidelines are a God send to my jihad against blind supplemental oxygen administration.
 

adamjh3

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Ridryder 911 lives!


(based on a recent spotting)





Ventmedic, I know you're out there!


It'd be nice to see her around here again. Even if she was a little... testy she had a lot of good information.
 

Shishkabob

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Interview in the morning for a 911 agency... have to be up at 5am to drive 2.5hours for the interview at 9am... followed by a 12hr shift on my normal truck. It's going to be a 24 hour day.
 

beandip4all

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Interview in the morning for a 911 agency... have to be up at 5am to drive 2.5hours for the interview at 9am... followed by a 12hr shift on my normal truck. It's going to be a 24 hour day.

Good luck on your interview!

2.5 hour drive... worth it for you to commute to if you get the position? Or, would you relocate?

Again, kick butt tomorrow :)
 

EMSLaw

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I think I've just volunteered to be Infectious Disease Control Officer for my squad. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Can the MPH be far off? I can tell people to wash their hands with the best of them. ;)
 

Pittma

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I think I've just volunteered to be Infectious Disease Control Officer for my squad. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Can the MPH be far off? I can tell people to wash their hands with the best of them. ;)

People from New Jersey wash their hands?!!!! :)
 

TransportJockey

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Interview in the morning for a 911 agency... have to be up at 5am to drive 2.5hours for the interview at 9am... followed by a 12hr shift on my normal truck. It's going to be a 24 hour day.
Good luck man. Hope you get a 911 job soon.


Starting the back half of my twenty four now. Three calls last night, including two to the city.
 

Chimpie

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It's 57° this morning. I get to break out the leather jacket this morning. w00t!

Interview in the morning for a 911 agency... have to be up at 5am to drive 2.5hours for the interview at 9am... followed by a 12hr shift on my normal truck. It's going to be a 24 hour day.

Good luck on the interview.
 

TransportJockey

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id just like to say this thread is very off topic.

But if offtopic is the topic of the thread, wouldn't that mean this thread is on topic cause its offtopic?
 

EMS/LEO505

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EMS/Fire job fair today at CNM for the EMT students ^_^
 
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