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I may or may not of called my husband when someone was trying to break into our house. I may of then been yelled at to call 911.

Hopefully she learned her lesson as I was very unpleasant with her, and reiterated the fact that only by sheer luck did I even have my phone with in our call center, and if I hadn't just taken it out of my pocket to get more comfortable, no one would've known there was an emergency.
 

STXmedic

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I forget, is it 10 posts needed to post links? :unsure: ...
 

NomadicMedic

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What are we using for the improvised ETT in this scenario? I vote a garden hose with one of those craft pipe cleaners as the stylet :D

It doesn't matter what you do, as long as the entire time somebody is leaning over shouting, "damn it man. Breathe! C'mon, don't let go!'
 

DesertMedic66

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Had training at the college for our Stryker power gurney. The Stryker van that the rep was driving was pretty badass. Lifted up a couple of inches with $400 rims on it.
 

Jambi

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This made me suck liquid into my nose

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Tigger

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Today for my birthday I got a sweet Bose Mini Soundlink.

Also, a full on methadone overdose with the patient's husband yelling at her to hold while he did "compressions" to help her breathe on her despite the fact that I was bagging her. Did I mention that he pushed through four fire fighters so he could "save her life." Oh boy, finally get to see Narcan do it's job.
 

Handsome Robb

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Judging by other forums, he's just a man of few words. :p

I'm confused.

Is it a bad sign my gf made a big deal about changing my Facebook status to "in a relationship" and I wasn't super stoked on it?

I think her definition of slow is very different from mine...
 

Jambi

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It's not a good thing that my course has 3 different start dates listed by the college. That explains the funny emails and students showing up on crazy dates before the class has even started.
 

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I'm confused.

Is it a bad sign my gf made a big deal about changing my Facebook status to "in a relationship" and I wasn't super stoked on it?

I think her definition of slow is very different from mine...

Stage 5 clinger
 
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