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Andddd I'm up. Husband just left for his birthday fishing extravaganza. I don't see the point of waking me up to tell me he was leaving. :-p
 
I detest perfume. I'm stuck here in class right now, unable to leave, my lips are starting to tingle.

Perfume was invented for use during burial because it masked the smell of decomposition. Unless you're dead and rotting, you don't need to bathe in perfume.
 
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I need to get a girl, only thing is, they always want you to buy them something.:sad:
Not worth it. Buying them stuff ends up with you owning less than half your own stuff. Then the next one just ends up kicking you while you're down.
 
Not even in your nose? :unsure:

I need to get a girl, only thing is, they always want you to buy them something.:sad:

This is actually a good time to get one. Valentines day is over and Christmas isn't for months. Avoid her birthday and you could make it a while without buying gifts. This is coming from someone who is married.
 
Idk about you Achilles but I really enjoy my bachelor status and all the freedoms it affords me :p
 
Idk about you Achilles but I really enjoy my bachelor status and all the freedoms it affords me :p

You just enjoy working the single cute boy angle lol
 
Working a soccer tournament on Cinco De Mayo in south-central LA and not a single instance of trickery, treachery, or tomfoolery took place. I'm surprised.
 
Working a soccer tournament on Cinco De Mayo in south-central LA and not a single instance of trickery, treachery, or tomfoolery took place. I'm surprised.

Keep your eye out for shenanigans..

Did you hear about that soccer ref that died today as a result of a punch he took from a (jr?) high school student last week?
 
Working a soccer tournament on Cinco De Mayo in south-central LA and not a single instance of trickery, treachery, or tomfoolery took place. I'm surprised.

I approve of your use of alliteration.
 
Keep your eye out for shenanigans..

Did you hear about that soccer ref that died today as a result of a punch he took from a (jr?) high school student last week?

High school kid (17), but yes. Craziness.
 
Computer issues suck. I'm ready to toss the CAD right out of the window of the truck, while driving.
 
13 hours. 1 recliner. 0 calls.
 
I survived yesterday's shift. Due to staffing issues, I was the lone medic in the county. Our second truck was staffed with an advanced EMT and a basic, and the other trucks around the county are all BLS.

Tomorrow I get to go play urban medic, and then on Tuesday it is back to being rural medic again.
 
I survived yesterday's shift. Due to staffing issues, I was the lone medic in the county. Our second truck was staffed with an advanced EMT and a basic, and the other trucks around the county are all BLS.

Tomorrow I get to go play urban medic, and then on Tuesday it is back to being rural medic again.

We were the only ALS crew for almost 600 square miles for a while today. And we did nothing. The substation is comfy but a call or two never killed nobody
 
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