the 100% directionless thread

CritterNurse said:
Come on, he could at least have waited for the stroke of midnight to propose.
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Never never never suggest a man delay a proposal if you want the wedding to happen. Seriously we're just looking for an excuse to get out of these things and you want to walk up and hand us one?
 
medic417 said:
I thought JP was a guy? Now you say shes a keeper?:blink:
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1. I'm now an expert on vaginas. (3 days of OB/Gyn, 3 patients needing speculum exams)

2. I just checked and I don't have a vagina.

3. Every vagina I've seen has been on a woman.

Therefore, I must conclude that I am not a "she."
 
Just walked out of an Indian casino $85 up after playing blackjack ($10 minimum). It would have been over $100, but the new shoe brought 5 hands of the dealer hitting 20 every single hand. Needless to say, that table emptied faster than a trailer park during a tornado. The prior 2 shoes I ended up cutting the deck and it wasn't pretty for the house. The first hand alone net 3 players hitting 20, 2 black jacks, and a busted dealer.
 
Happy new year from Michigan!

We got the first call of the year and are staging! Woot woot!
 
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Happy New Year!!
 
Happy new year
 
NYMedic828 said:
Wow it's like $10 here and I'm in NYC what are you in Beverly Hills?
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Hell, with my employee discount (I worked there for 6 months, majority of the reason I hate Subway food now) it was normally around $5 or $6 for a full meal, depending on the sandwich. I remember one time I got a double meat feast with extra cheese and with my 50% off it was still $6 something for just the sandwich.
Drink was $2.65, chips were $1.50.
I worked like 7 or 8 hour shifts and we didn't even get a free sandwich while working. We sometimes got a 10 minute break to eat and that was it, if we took more than 10 min we got a write up. One time my manager timed me at 10 minutes and like 15 seconds and I got a write up. Normally, we were too busy for even that, though. Food courts at the mall suck... Haha.
 
January 31st 2012 I hit a tree skiing. Fractured three vertebrae and seriously altered what I knew as my normal life. By late February I was living in New Zealand (hopped on pain killers and muscle relaxers) but still having the best five months of my life. I don't expect to do better for many years. I was in a great place, had great friends, and an amazing girlfriend.

I came back and worked a great three months on the ambulance. Got promoted, offered a full time position if I choose to return to Massachusetts, and am having a great final year of work and college for that matter.

2013 will bring a new world for me. Full time job somewhere year round and most likely 2000 miles from where I grew up. I am both excited, and frankly terrified. Lets how for the best!
 
Lucky me, I get to ring in the new year in the back of an ambulance. At least it wasn't as a patient.
 
Well I missed call #1. But that's because I was on call #40811, the last of '12.

But I did get the first tube in the system in '13.
 
Got call 1 of 2013 at midnight-ish, I was pleasantly surprised
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Well I missed call #1. But that's because I was on call #40811, the last of '12.

But I did get the first tube in the system in '13.
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I haven't seen someone who needed to be intimated since last spring. In the urban dictionary, they put my picture next to "white cloud."
 
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