the 100% directionless thread

[DesertMedic66]

Nope, it's in the oven

Nice comeback sir

 

[Tigger]

Deciding that going to sleep is just not going to happen is very enlightening and really enables amazing procrastination.

 

[Tigger]

I've done the tape over and over again and finally got it all out (I think). I was talking to hospital staff and the doctor and they used to use Elmer's white glue. Pour it on the patient, let it dry, and then peal it off like a layer of skin.

And that right there folks is the 30,000th post of this thread!

 

[DesertMedic66]

And that right there folks is the 30,000th post of this thread!

Wow I didn't even know. I feel honored

 

[fast65]

I like that the new ER doc gave me a chance to intubate, and then actually discussed it with me afterwards.

 

[DrankTheKoolaid]

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I like that the new ER doc gave me a chance to intubate, and then actually discussed it with me afterwards.

Need a like button for this one.

 

[fast65]

Need a like button for this one.

Right? Apparently he's from a teaching hospital, so I suppose that would explain it.

 

[bigbaldguy]

I like that the new ER doc gave me a chance to intubate, and then actually discussed it with me afterwards.

Very cool

Coolest thing that happened during my clinical is everyone was amazed that I was able to carry 3 cups of ice, 3 cans of soda, and a bag of chips at the same time. Go figure

 

[mycrofft]

Heck, need a DONATE button!

 

[Jambi]

Lunch special at work. $3.00. That is all.

 

[Epi-do]

Someone please just put me out of my misery....

Lawrence EMT jobs back on chopping block

LAWRENCE, Ind. (WISH) - The city of Lawrence is once again considering eliminating all 24 emergency medical technician, or EMT, jobs.

...

An earlier plan to save the jobs by transferring Lawrence EMT's over to Indianapolis EMS has fallen through.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Someone please just put me out of my misery....

Lawrence EMT jobs back on chopping block

Why the heck fire, police and EMS are always near the top of the list when budget cuts come is beyond me.....

 

[bigbaldguy]

Why the heck fire, police and EMS are always near the top of the list when budget cuts come is beyond me.....

EMS and fire in Texas. Fire rarely gets eyeballed here.

 

[bigbaldguy]

:censored::censored::censored::censored: just found out the level one trauma center where I had planned on doing most of my clinicals was removed as one of our sites :/ Not only would I have seen some awesome stuff but it was only 5 minutes from my house. All the other sites are an hour plus. Very very disappointing.

 

[Jambi]

EMS and fire in Texas. Fire rarely gets eyeballed here.

It'd be safer for all of us to go be Garbagemen

 

[ffemt8978]

It'd be safer for all of us to go be Garbagemen

Pays better, too.

 

[bigbaldguy]

I'm playing this first person shooter on the iPad and it just recently added this feature where you can have in game chat and the chat default setting is on but nobody knows it. So you're playing this game and you can hear whatever is going on in the background of your fellow players but they have no idea you can hear them. I just played against this kid that sounded like he was maybe 8 years old and he was just shredding everybody while he was switching between singing the sponge bob square pants song and baby hit me one more time. I was laughing so hard I started crying.

 

[NomadicMedic]

If only you could have recorded that!

 

[Medic Tim]

I'm playing this first person shooter on the iPad and it just recently added this feature where you can have in game chat and the chat default setting is on but nobody knows it. So you're playing this game and you can hear whatever is going on in the background of your fellow players but they have no idea you can hear them. I just played against this kid that sounded like he was maybe 8 years old and he was just shredding everybody while he was switching between singing the sponge bob square pants song and baby hit me one more time. I was laughing so hard I started crying.

you need to put that kind of thing on youtube then share it with us.


all i could think of while reading this was




LEEROY JENKINS

 

[silver]

I think I failed my exam