Mongo read JEMS to learn about paramediki...paramagi...taking care of people.
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Mongo read JEMS to learn about paramediki...paramagi...taking care of people.
bigbaldguy
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Try this, pick up a JEMS mag and read it cover to cover then immediately after finishing it pick up a copy of the Economist and try reading it. Swear to god you can actually feel your head making little popping noises.
DesertMedic66
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I feel a JEMS drinking game is coming up...
bigbaldguy
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Ok Lifers I need a little help here.
Everybody who thinks my girlfriend (sorry ex girlfriend) should give me another chance say aye.
After she and I decided to break up (2nd dumbest thing I ever did) I kind of lost my mind and fired off a hurtful email (dumbest thing I ever did) so I'm trying to gather proof that I'm not a complete and total ***, at least not all of the time anyway.
Everybody who thinks my girlfriend (sorry ex girlfriend) should give me another chance say aye.
After she and I decided to break up (2nd dumbest thing I ever did) I kind of lost my mind and fired off a hurtful email (dumbest thing I ever did) so I'm trying to gather proof that I'm not a complete and total ***, at least not all of the time anyway.
Anjel
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Ok one more pic, because it is fricken adorable lol
bigbaldguy
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Ok one more pic, because it is fricken adorable lol
LOL very cute.
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AYE! BBG is the :censored::censored::censored::censored:! I once witnessed him, at his own peril, rescue a kitten from freezing water using only a paracord bracelet and his stewardess hat! True story! (think she'll buy it?)
And Anjel, Que bonita!! Love it! Where are y'all honeymooning at??
And Anjel, Que bonita!! Love it! Where are y'all honeymooning at??
fast65
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I once saw BBG rescue an entire plane of people from a perilous venomous snake attack...he then landed the aforementioned plane, single handily protecting the witness to a murder committed by a nationally wanted drug kingpin. In short, he's pretty much the most awesome person I've ever "met".
On a side note, I'm very pleased (read extremely pissed off) that our new medic intern has been talking crap about me and other coworkers whom he doesn't even know.
On a side note, I'm very pleased (read extremely pissed off) that our new medic intern has been talking crap about me and other coworkers whom he doesn't even know.
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*cough*topper*cough cough*
Oh my! Excuse me!
Oh my! Excuse me!
VFlutter
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So a bunch of random people, most of which probably have never met you in real life, saying your a great guy on an online forum is going to convince her that she should give you a second chance?
If that works then you are one lucky man:beerchug:
Aye, BBG is an exceptional gentleman and sent me a EMTLIFE sticker, which made my entire year and brought me out of a deep dark spiral of depression allowing me to continue on with school. Every patient's life I save in my future career will be because of him. Which will probably be like 1,322,874
Anjel
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Aye BBG!
One time in the plane the pilots were killed in some kind of disastorous way. And the auto pilot and radar weren't working. So he had to manually over ride the system, but the plane was flying to low.
He hit a billboard and broke the landing gear.
So he crawled into the bottom of the plane. lowered the landing gear and landed the plane. Saving millions.
So she should probably forget the one stupid thing. And look at how wonderful and sweet you are. And look at your shiny smooth head lol
One time in the plane the pilots were killed in some kind of disastorous way. And the auto pilot and radar weren't working. So he had to manually over ride the system, but the plane was flying to low.
He hit a billboard and broke the landing gear.
So he crawled into the bottom of the plane. lowered the landing gear and landed the plane. Saving millions.
So she should probably forget the one stupid thing. And look at how wonderful and sweet you are. And look at your shiny smooth head lol
bigbaldguy
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Hey I'm a desperate man here, I'm grabbing at straws.
And yes I agree if this works I am a ridiculously lucky man.
bigbaldguy
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That would be a steward hat thank you
and it was two kittens and a pony remember?
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Well, 1 kitten basically self-rescued itself.... But I completely forgot about the pony!!!
I wanted to see if you'd catch it :rofl:
I wanted to see if you'd catch it :rofl:
TransportJockey
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Gotta love wifi at 32k feet. Not happy to be headed home though.
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Great....BBG is the EMTLife equivalent of the Chuck Norris meme.
:headdesk:
:headdesk:
BBG doesn’t work shifts. He tells people when they are allowed to have emergencies.
BBG doesn’t need medical gear, tools or medications. Disease processes quiver at the very sight of BBG and have no choice but to immediately comply to his demands.
BBG disinfects his rig by looking at it. All bacilli, viruses, etc. tremble in fear under his gaze and immediately flee from the vehicle.
The mere mention of BBG's name is enough to convert even the most lethal arrhythmia.
EpiEMS
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Did this a couple weeks ago - damn shame there isn't an Economist-level publication for prehospital providers.
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BBG once wrestled an alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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20. Patients seem to either love or hate having a "young" crew. Yesterday we didn't catch any flak from patients, or even staff...