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How many awkward things can you find in this picture?

Working in EMS for as long as some of us have, I'd say none of it is all that awkward....
 
My truck is too tall for me. I am standing on my tip toes to put patients in

Also I found RSI drugs. Apparently this is our back up critical care truck.

I am not a critical care medic.

But I'm gonna find someone to knock down and shove something down their throat.
 
Also I found RSI drugs. Apparently this is our back up critical care truck.

I am not a critical care medic.

But I'm gonna find someone to knock down and shove something down their throat.

Succinylcholine is part of our regular medic scope here.

Not gonna lie, that and driving L&S are pretty much the only reasons I got into EMS.

:rofl:
 
I'll have to look at the latest data out there, even up to a couple of years ago it was pretty common for these folks to get bicarb in their fluids.

I have a confession to make. I was just writing down what my girlfriend said. I have no idea what any of that actually means. She's a super genius pediatric emergency MD :) She uses big words and stuff, it's awesome. Oh and just for the record she's a hottie.
 
How many awkward things can you find in this picture?

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So I showed this to gf and without even a pause she says "the medics grinning". Nothing else about the picture seemed to phase her. She's a keeper.
 
I have a confession to make. I was just writing down what my girlfriend said. I have no idea what any of that actually means. She's a super genius pediatric emergency MD :) She uses big words and stuff, it's awesome. Oh and just for the record she's a hottie.

Aww! I thought you were a sleeper genius! I feel misled and betrayed :sad:
 
So I showed this to gf and without even a pause she says "the medics grinning". Nothing else about the picture seemed to phase her. She's a keeper.

All of my EMS and fire friends all said the seatbelts and the side rail. Only non EMS people I've showed have said "wtf? There are bunnies hugging, guy is dressed like a prostitute, and there is an umpa lumpa (sp?)" haha
 
Santorium isn't the only thing that's frothy.

Part of me really doesn't want to acknowledge that I know what you're talking about.

The other part is more grossed out by that than the blood.

:wacko:
 
Part of me really doesn't want to acknowledge that I know what you're talking about.

The other part is more grossed out by that than the blood.

:wacko:


My job here is done.
 
All of my EMS and fire friends all said the seatbelts and the side rail. Only non EMS people I've showed have said "wtf? There are bunnies hugging, guy is dressed like a prostitute, and there is an umpa lumpa (sp?)" haha

Who is not practicing bsi
 
32hrs into a 48. First shift ran all day and night, got 1.5hrs of broken sleep.

2nd 24, so far not a call! Got me a 3hr nap and feel like a person again! :D
 
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What your blood looks like with triglycerides >5000.

I wish I was allowed to show some 'pet parents' the vials of their pet's blood after its been spun down when it looks like that, to re-enforce the idea that their pet isn't just big-boned and that they are nearly twice as heavy as they should be.
 
32hrs into a 48. First shift ran all day and night, got 1.5hrs of broken sleep.

2nd 24, so far not a call! Got me a 3hr nap and feel like a person again! :D

I've been running my cute little a$$ off.
 
Proof!
 
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