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"Spider bit foot 4 days ago." Perfect reason to call 911.
 
Or a brown recluse! Those things eat away at you.

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nemedic said:
Hey, could've been z radioactive spider, and given the super power of the ability to piss someone off instantly
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It turned her into a troll :P
 
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That is all.

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I'm going to start reading this thread from the beginning to make sure I don't duplicate post. -_-
 
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dbo789 said:
First thought: "That looks like a giant piece of pepperoni sitting on someone's thigh. ... I want pizza."

:rofl:
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Okay, so I wasn't the only one that thought that.
 
Sick.....sick sick people.
 
So I may have answered dispatch with "this is Walker, I'm on it!". Thank you Walker Texas Ranger marathon.
 
saskvolunteer said:
"Spider bit foot 4 days ago." Perfect reason to call 911.
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And whenever I get one of those WONDERFUL 911 calls, one of my first, and most pronounced questions, are "Why did you wait ____ time to call?" and/or "What changed today to make you call 911 that is different from all the other time that it wasn't an emergency?" Hey, medically appropriate questions! :)


Another is "What are we here for today?" (in a friendly, chipper voice)... it often gets replied with "To take me to the hospital" to which my favorite response is "Yes well we're not a taxi so what emergency medical issue can I help you with?"


Ahhh, passive-aggressiveness. Love it. Friggin cops and their ability to speak their minds without the fear of getting in any real trouble.
 
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Linuss said:
And whenever I get one of those WONDERFUL 911 calls, one of my first, and most pronounced questions, are "Why did you wait ____ time to call?" and "What changed today to make you call 911 that is different from all the other time that it wasn't an emergency?" Hey, medically appropriate questions! :)



Another is "What are we here for today?" (in a friendly, chipper voice)... it often gets replied with "To take me to the hospital" to which my favorite response is "Yes well we're not a taxi so what emergency medical issue can I help you with?"


Ahhh, passive-aggressiveness. Love it. Friggin cops and their ability to speak their minds without the fear of getting in any real trouble.
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"I can definitely take you to the hospital. Let me just prepare this medically necessary 14 gauge IV, stick you with it, and we'll be on our way."

"Oh, you feel better? Well that's great! I encourage you to visit your doctor, and call me again if your symptoms return."
 
Reason I hate urgent cares: doc saw me for maybe 3 minutes. Wrote me 3 scrips and nothing to help with my SOB.


In other news I love some of our hospitals. I may or may not have gotten to place a Naso-gastric tube then an Oral-gastric tube on a patient.
 
firefite said:
Reason I hate urgent cares: doc saw me for maybe 3 minutes. Wrote me 3 scrips and nothing to help with my SOB.
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Reason I hate urgent cares: Called to one for a chest pain, found the patient alone in the room, nothing being done. Doc walks up, "You guys need anything? I'm closing up".

A report would have been great.
 
Linuss said:
And whenever I get one of those WONDERFUL 911 calls, one of my first, and most pronounced questions, are "Why did you wait ____ time to call?" and/or "What changed today to make you call 911 that is different from all the other time that it wasn't an emergency?" Hey, medically appropriate questions! :)


Another is "What are we here for today?" (in a friendly, chipper voice)... it often gets replied with "To take me to the hospital" to which my favorite response is "Yes well we're not a taxi so what emergency medical issue can I help you with?"


Ahhh, passive-aggressiveness. Love it. Friggin cops and their ability to speak their minds without the fear of getting in any real trouble.
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Preach. We can have a lot of fun on scene if we're just here to give you a ride.
 
Does anybody know where I can get some FEMA study guides? :unsure:
 
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