DesertMedic66
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the 100% directionless thread
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Aidey
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When a man dates a younger woman it is "atta boy" and "good for you".
When a woman dates a younger man it is "you're too old" and "cougar".
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DesertMedic66
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When a man dates a younger woman it is "atta boy" and "good for you".
When a woman dates a younger man it is "you're too old" and "cougar".
Haha. 26 doesn't not qualify you as a cougar haha.
Aidey
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It does when you aren't old enough to drink! lol
DesertMedic66
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I can too drink! Just the other day I had a virgin screwdriver. :rofl:
fast65
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Once again, I'm sorry you're having such a crappy couple of weeks Rob. I kinda figured ya had a bad day when I saw you calling me yesterday
Anyways, you know I'm here for you, even though I'm not much help
fast65
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firetender
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Anyways, you know I'm here for you, even though I'm not much help
If you don't show up you'll never know if and how you could help. Give yourself credit for showing up; without that, nothing else can happen!
bigbaldguy
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NomadicMedic
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Just took an 85 year old guy in with some serious edema. His lower extremities were certainly edematous, but his scrotum... Whew... His scrotum was the size of a basketball. He was no distress and actually was cracking jokes the whole time.
Of course, he was hard of hearing and delivered all of his comments at the top of his lungs.
"HEY BOYS! WATCH OUT FOR MAH SACK! IT'S FREAKIN HUGE!!"
The RN in the ER saw it and said, under her breath... "wow"
The old guy said, "WHAT?" looking around, "IS SHE TALKING ABOUT MY BALLS?"
From the hallway I could hear everyone bust out laughing. Great way to start the morning.
Of course, he was hard of hearing and delivered all of his comments at the top of his lungs.
"HEY BOYS! WATCH OUT FOR MAH SACK! IT'S FREAKIN HUGE!!"
The RN in the ER saw it and said, under her breath... "wow"
The old guy said, "WHAT?" looking around, "IS SHE TALKING ABOUT MY BALLS?"
From the hallway I could hear everyone bust out laughing. Great way to start the morning.
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I love patients like that. They're the best.
Sasha
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Yesterday I had a dirty old man patient. I told him I was gonna listen to his chest. He asked me if he could look at mine.
He tried to feel me up while I was starting his IV.
But the part that made me laugh the most...
"What's your name?"
"Sasha."
"Cheryl!"
Ten minutes later "What's your name? Oh wait no I remember. Cheryl."
I wanted to take him home and keep him in my bathtub.
He tried to feel me up while I was starting his IV.
But the part that made me laugh the most...
"What's your name?"
"Sasha."
"Cheryl!"
Ten minutes later "What's your name? Oh wait no I remember. Cheryl."
I wanted to take him home and keep him in my bathtub.
Sasha
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When a man dates a younger woman it is "atta boy" and "good for you".
When a woman dates a younger man it is "you're too old" and "cougar".
Cougars are effing hot.
mycrofft
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QUOTE:
"What's your name?"
"Sasha."
"Cheryl!"
Ten minutes later "What's your name? Oh wait no I remember. Cheryl."
I wanted to take him home and keep him in my bathtub.
UNQUOTE
Thanks, I needed that laugh!
"What's your name?"
"Sasha."
"Cheryl!"
Ten minutes later "What's your name? Oh wait no I remember. Cheryl."
I wanted to take him home and keep him in my bathtub.
UNQUOTE
Thanks, I needed that laugh!
NomadicMedic
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quoted for truth!
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Seconded for emphasis!
Aidey
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Never heard of it, but it looks interesting.
Third for good measure.