Anjel
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the 100% directionless thread
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I want some.
bigbaldguy
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Hey welcome back.....uh whoever you are god to see yah again.
Aidey
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Me too. But apparently it is A Crime Against Humanity to ignore the plight of a man's balls.
DesertMedic66
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Well we are patient advocates...
abckidsmom
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Remember that and throw. A sheet over a girl who you just immobilized, making her boobs look like freaks of nature the way the spiders go on. It's not cause she's cold that she needs a cover. She feels ridiculous.
adamjh3
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I have woken up exactly eleven minutes before my alarm every day for the last two weeks. I usually snooze the alarm a couple times before getting up, that's why it's weird
NYMedic828
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No one else is gettin diablo 3? :sad:
Achilles
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Is that like a new Monopoly or something?
I play counter strike (when i have time) and that's it!
DesertMedic66
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Don't use spider straps here.
Shishkabob
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You don't know piranah?! And you call yourself a CL...
It's ok, piranah, I've noticed your absence!
It's the double standard of the sexes; women can adjust their boobs, but a guy reaches for his stuff and everyone screams "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"
bigbaldguy
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You don't know piranah?! And you call yourself a CL...
Hey no one ever said I was a good one.
Sasha
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You don't know piranah?! And you call yourself a CL...
It's ok, piranah, I've noticed your absence!
It's the double standard of the sexes; women can adjust their boobs, but a guy reaches for his stuff and everyone screams "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"
Sometimes you just need to toss your girls.
Interesting this came up when it did. One of my patients yesterday had swelling in scrotum. It was soooooo big he was literally laying on his balls on the stretcher. Poor poor dear.
Aidey
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Oh no no no, a woman might be able to adjust her boobs, but if a woman tries to adjust her underwear or itches she is accused of pleasuring herself, so I don't wanna hear it.
Sasha
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Shishkabob
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Hey, if a guy tries to adjust HIS boobs, people look at him oddly. Again, double standard.
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Aidey
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I don't think people are looking at him oddly because he is adjusting his boobs.....
abckidsmom
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For these people I make a sling out of a pillow case. Fold it to be about 4-5 inches and full length and lift the scrotum and lay it on the pillow case. Pull the pillowcase right across the thighs. This is elevation and cool, smooth fabric. It really helps.
NomadicMedic
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No truer words have ever been written.
Anjel
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My partner went home early today. I get to man the wheelchair van. yay me.