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Only reason to not go 15-20 mins away is laziness if theres not an emergency.

If there's not an emergency there will be no issue as I will not transport them. Love having the right to treat and release along with the right to refuse transport.
 
If there's not an emergency there will be no issue as I will not transport them. Love having the right to treat and release along with the right to refuse transport.

This isn't a 911 call... Good luck denying in IFT.
 
This isn't a 911 call... Good luck denying in IFT.

"Do you have the statement of medical necessity for this transport? No? Okay, call back when you do."
 
"Do you have the statement of medical necessity for this transport? No? Okay, call back when you do."

THat is one of my favorite things to ask nurses at facilities when called for silly things:

"What is the reason for ambulance transport today?"

They often respond "To go to the hospital" while glaring at me like I'm an idiot.


"I understand that, but taxis and wheelchair vans can take people to hospitals too. Medicare requires a medical necessity as to why they have to go by ambulance as opposed to some other form of transportation. And fear of an MVC isn't one of them."




I can be such a jerk when I'm passive aggressive. ^_^
 
Got my first b12 shot today. Still waiting to shoot into the sky like a rocket as advertised.
 
"Do you have the statement of medical necessity for this transport? No? Okay, call back when you do."

I guess I'm lucky that our dispatch handles medical necessity paperwork. It's not in our job description to determine if the call actually required our level of care. Isn't that the EMD / Dispatchers job? They want to go to the hospital, they go, and they can choose which one they go to.
 
Only reason to not go 15-20 mins away is laziness if theres not an emergency.

Mileage, ER saturation, available services and the time you will be out of service if your company either backs up 911 or you handle emergent transfers.
 
"Do you have the statement of medical necessity for this transport? No? Okay, call back when you do."

We do the med necs here unfortunately. I love when the same nurse I took from a few days ago goes "OMG I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE WE DON'T DO THIS OMG!"

ORLY? Because that's the same thing you said two days ago when I walked you through this same little sheet of paper.
 
The worst @ss kickings you will receive are from old women and kids, because it's impossible to fight back.

They develop retard strength at 65. I swear. It's in the textbooks.
 
I guess I'm lucky that our dispatch handles medical necessity paperwork. It's not in our job description to determine if the call actually required our level of care. Isn't that the EMD / Dispatchers job? They want to go to the hospital, they go, and they can choose which one they go to.

I'm not saying it's our job to determine if the "call actually required our level of care". Technically, that is between the dispatch and the sending facility. What I meant to say was that the sending facility must sign an official document about why the patient must be transported by ambulance and not some other method. IIRC it must be either a MD or RN to sign the form. There are supposed to be penalties for the robo-signers that insist every patient needs an ambulance transport, but they are rarely enforced.

The private I worked for would not be paid by Medicare/Medicaid if we did not have a signed copy of the necessity statement, so our owner stated "no paperwork, no transport."
 
Worked 40 hours of overtime this week. time for bed.
 
I'm up in Santa Clarita/Stevenson Ranch if one of y'all northerners want to grab some grub tomorrow night
 
Gotta admit being an aggressive and combative patient and getting forcibly restrained by the EMT students was a lot of fun. I am gonna be sore tomorrow from all the fighting haha.
 
Finally to the point of running calls without any help whatsoever from my preceptor. He just stands around in the background and talks with the fire chief. All I really ask is for narcs or meds and give him a reason why I'm doing what I'm doing.

Feels pretty good, let me tell you!

Still a little rough around the edges with pedis, just need to run a few more calls with them to get it ironed out. The one today wanted nothing to do with me or anyone else on scene for that matter. Sugar of 52 may have had something to do with that though. Gave him some juice and he perked right up lol. Never seen a little kid so excited to drink juice.
 
Gotta admit being an aggressive and combative patient and getting forcibly restrained by the EMT students was a lot of fun. I am gonna be sore tomorrow from all the fighting haha.


Eeeps, I'm pretty sure I would end up accidentally hurting someone if I did that.
 
Eeeps, I'm pretty sure I would end up accidentally hurting someone if I did that.

Right... "accidentally". ;)



Still a little rough around the edges with pedis, just need to run a few more calls with them to get it ironed out. The one today wanted nothing to do with me or anyone else on scene for that matter.
My last pedi call last shift was smacked by a car. Luckily all he had wrong was an abrasion on his eye. He, too, wanted nothing to do with any of us.
 
My last pedi call last shift was smacked by a car. Luckily all he had wrong was an abrasion on his eye. He, too, wanted nothing to do with any of us.

Ouch.

I'm fine once they get above 5. Below 5 is where I start getting uncomfortable. Needless to say my preceptor doesn't help the matter by trying to jump any pediatric call that comes out.

"Trial by fire, I'm going to make you a premier pediatric paramedic! Oh and the candyman."

According to the supe I've already given more narcs in my internship than some of the street medics have since january... works for me, if I ever hurt myself bad enough to call an ambulance they better freakin snow me!
 
Right... "accidentally". ;)




My last pedi call last shift was smacked by a car. Luckily all he had wrong was an abrasion on his eye. He, too, wanted nothing to do with any of us.

Ooof. Ouchies! First (technically) pedi call today: clavicle. Then a car vs bike. Thankfully neither kid was too badly hurt. I would've been so scared otherwise!
 
Cough... cough... said the paranoid stoner, I think I'm dying...

No dude, it's 420 and you're just high and paranoid.

Cough... cough... But I can't feel my arms!

You're high. Here, close your eyes and tell me which finger I grab.

I have fingers? Wait... what? I that my car?

No, that's an ambulance. Now what finger did I grab?

Finger? Why would I have fingers?

Exactly
 
I'm actually kinda jealous - I didn't get any 4/20 calls :(
 
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