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[mycrofft]

MtRescue

North or South-facing slope?

 

[MedicBrew]

Going blind reading the mechanisms of renal gluconeogenisis.

Why can't the answer simply be "consult nephro?"

That's what the Docs do around here. The problem is that the Nephro in 2 countys away and guess who gets to take them there.....anyone?????<_<

 

[Veneficus]

That's what the Docs do around here. The problem is that the Nephro in 2 countys away and guess who gets to take them there.....anyone?????<_<

Yea, that won't help

 

[MedicBrew]

Yea, that won't help

Sorry brother.

There’s a large Native American population in our area and as such we deal with a lot of renal patients. They really are a complicated lot to treat compared. We have an initial in-depth training, followed by yearly refresher type training mostly in arrest or fluid overload situations. The gross mechanisms of the renal system are interesting, but when you start going to deep, man its head bobb’n time. Just can’t seem to keep my attention.

 

[Jon]

Hey TomB... Congrats on the award tonight!!!!

 

[bigbaldguy]

Pregnant ladies and the use of activated charcoal.

Good idea?

Bad idea?

I don't think it will prevent you from getting pregnant if that's what you mean.

 

[Anjel]

I don't think it will prevent you from getting pregnant if that's what you mean.

No lol can a pregnant women take activated charcoal. Without harming the fetus. I did some digging and apparently activated charcoal pills work wonders on morning sickness. So I think I have my answer.

 

[Sasha]

I don't think it will prevent you from getting pregnant if that's what you mean.

No you prevent pregnancy by doing naked jumping jacks after sex so his sperm falls out.

 

[DrankTheKoolaid]

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No you prevent pregnancy by doing naked jumping jacks after sex so his sperm falls out.

Mental picture, cant retract it!

 

[adamjh3]

Mental picture, cant retract it!

I see no need for retraction of that picture at all

 

[EMSDude54343]

No you prevent pregnancy by doing naked jumping jacks after sex so his sperm falls out.

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I needed a laugh today, thanks Sasha!!

 

[bigbaldguy]

No you prevent pregnancy by doing naked jumping jacks after sex so his sperm falls out.

....... I think something in my head just made a snapping sound.

 

[ATrain]

No you prevent pregnancy by doing naked jumping jacks after sex so his sperm falls out.

Sounds like the sort of thing you might want to lay down a ShamWow beforehand...

 

[ffemt8978]

Sounds like the sort of thing you might want to lay down a ShamWow beforehand...

Okay, you owe me a new keyboard.

 

[JPINFV]

Sounds like the sort of thing you might want to lay down a ShamWow beforehand...

 

[mycrofft]

I think taking a big swig of Charcoal in laculose, then smiling, would be birth control enough.

 

[ffemt8978]

I think taking a big swig of Charcoal in laculose, then smiling, would be birth control enough.

Depends upon what part of the country you are from.

 

[tnoye1337]

It's a shammy for your hammy

 

[Aprz]

Aw, it looks like I didn't get hired at Rural/Metro.

 

[JPINFV]

Dear pharmacists,
Don't write clinical based questions.
Sincerely,
Students who actually understand the terms you're throwing out that you don't understand.