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Our teaching hospital is like greys anatomy especially in the ER. Everyone is smoking hot and relatively young. I keep trying to scoop up one of the interns.

You think "lets make this a little less Greys Anatomy and a little more Trauma... My trucks right outside" would be a good pick up line?
 
Sasha said:
Our teaching hospital is like greys anatomy especially in the ER. Everyone is smoking hot and relatively young. I keep trying to scoop up one of the interns.

You think "lets make this a little less Greys Anatomy and a little more Trauma... My trucks right outside" would be a good pick up line?
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I shall now call you Nurse Molly.
 
Code 3 for a "person fainted" that happens to be 90 minutes away. As soon as we finally arrive on scene we see that fire called the helicopter out and the helicopter is already taking off.

90 minute drive to get sand blasted and watch the bird take off, good way to kill a couple hours.
 
Ugh. My partner just RSIed an MVA patient while I was transporting a guy with a stuffy nose. :/
 
BAHAHAHAHAH


Just due to boredom, I went to the Verizon site and entered my work email address to see if I could get a discount.




22% discount off my monthly bill! Score! Saves me nearly $20 a month.
 
"ok Mr smith let's get you on the stretch-------- where did Mr Smith go?"

What a fun call. :rolleyes:
 
Well its pretty clear being an ambo is no longer my thing

Later people

Tigger let people online know how you liked the ambulance service here compared to back home
 
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So I ran a call this afternoon at the casino where 4 elderly women fell down the escalator...I was disappointed when I didn't find a mangled pile of walkers and dentures :/
 
Holy ALS day batman.

You know those days where you are busy as hell but you run all BS calls? Yea today was one of those busy days where EVERYONE was trying to die on us. My partner got 2 tubes and an EJ in a 12 hour shift. Can I finish medic school already so I'm not stuck driving and starting IVs all day long lol.
 
fast65 said:
So I ran a call this afternoon at the casino where 4 elderly women fell down the escalator...I was disappointed when I didn't find a mangled pile of walkers and dentures :/
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I've had medics tell me some of the worst calls they've been on were multi-wheelchair accidents at nursing homes :huh:
 
Linuss said:
I've had medics tell me some of the worst calls they've been on were multi-wheelchair accidents at nursing homes :huh:
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Like you have never had a wheelchair race before... <_<
 
Linuss said:
I've had medics tell me some of the worst calls they've been on were multi-wheelchair accidents at nursing homes :huh:
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"Dispatch, medic 5, we are on scene assuming incident command, we have what appears to be 5 wheelchairs involved, moderate damage, send us a second unit priority 2 and advise fire we have an active fluid leak from an odd bag on the side of one wheelchair, possible HAZMAT scene, we will advise."
 
NVRob said:
"Dispatch, medic 5, we are on scene assuming incident command, we have what appears to be 5 wheelchairs involved, moderate damage, send us a second unit priority 2 and advise fire we have an active fluid leak from an odd bag on the side of one wheelchair, possible HAZMAT scene, we will advise."
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You forgot the mutual aid request from AARP.
 
Is it bad I check my notifications from this before facebook? :D
 
Oculuck said:
Is it bad I check my notifications from this before facebook? :D
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There's a reason we call this EMTLife.com - we become your life.:rofl:
 
I try to avoid looking at my notifications.



Too many infractions in my past, I'm scarred for life.
 
Mountain Res-Q said:
Like you have never had a wheelchair race before... <_<
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We had an operations agent in Las Vegas who was goofing around in a wheelchair who accidentally pulled a dumb and dumber and rolled off the end of the jetway.
 
Linuss said:
I try to avoid looking at my notifications.



Too many infractions in my past, I'm scarred for life.
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My first thought when I get the pop up window is "Crap. What did I say that was inflammatory this time?"
 
Linuss said:
I try to avoid looking at my notifications.



Too many infractions in my past, I'm scarred for life.
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I guess I don't talk enough to get infractions. This is not an invitation for any of the mods to give me any haha
 
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